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Election 2004 Pass

Great Gods! Ok, I just read this pass.

Rules, rules, rules! You guys are going to give us conservatives a bad name! (It may be too late for the Republican party, but us true-conservatives... ;))

Anyway -- I see I'm too late, so I'll ask to be in the "recount pass", if one is held.

Also -- I am but a poor-white-boy, so I'd be playing in the "domestic bag", anyway... (All my ISOMs are gifts, and I have promises outstanding to review them, publicly.) Besides, all PROPER Bush supporters know our stance on Trading With The Enemy... "Why do you hate America So much?!" :p

As far as pitching in propaganda, does it have to be from one of The Big Two? Or can we put in "interesting" stuff? :love:

Well, either way -- I'll watch the pass and lust after it in my heart. No, wait, that was "one of those other guys". Ok, I'll lust after our host. No, wait -- that was one of those other guys, too. Fine! I buy some "Freedom Ketchup" (or whatever the hell it's called) and dip my cigar in it. No, that's not right, either.

Fine! Exclude me! See if I care!!!

<sob!>
 
Misc said:
all PROPER Bush supporters know our stance on Trading With The Enemy... "Why do you hate America So much?!" :p
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WHAT? None of us here buy cigars from that communist government! :p
 
Hey Misc DID check in :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

Tell ya what Ted, I already had you in the final rotation figuring that when it came to your turn, we'd contact you and either have you in or skip you so how 'bout we leave it at that. ;)

Oh and we don't just stick to the "Big Two" for the political propaganda ANYTHING goes here :p

The SP Sanchos came in yesterday so this will be on the road today or tomorrow. :thumbs: :thumbs:

Good to hear from you again Misc. it's been over A YEAR since you've posted :0 lot's of new members and lots of fun :)
 
A little campaigning humor.

>A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His
> >soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
> >entrance.
> >
> >"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you
> >settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see
> >a high official around these parts, you see, so we're
> >not sure what to do with you."
> >
> >"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.
> >
> >"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up.
> >What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and
> >one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend
> >eternity."
> >
> >"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in
> >Heaven," says the senator.
> >
> >"I'm sorry but we have our rules."
> >
> >And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator
> >and he goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open
> >and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf
> >course. In the distance is a club and standing in
> >front of it are all his friends and other politicians
> >who had worked with him, everyone is very happy and in
> >evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him, and
> >reminisce about the good times they had while getting
> >rich at the expense of the people. They play a
> >friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and
> >caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a
> >very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and
> >telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
> >before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone
> >gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator
> >rises.
> >
> >The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on
> >Heaven where St.Peter is waiting for him.
> >
> >"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
> >
> >So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a
> >group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud,
> >playing the harp and singing. They have a good time
> >and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by
> >and St. Peter returns.
> >
> >"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in
> >Heaven. Now choose your eternity."
> >
> >He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers,
> >"Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has
> >been delightful, but I think I would be better off in
> >Hell."
> >
> >So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
> >down, down, down to Hell. Now the doors of the
> >elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren land
> >covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his
> >friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
> >putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to him
> >and lays his arm on his neck.
> >
> >"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday
> >I was here and there was a golf course and club and we
> >ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great
> >time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of garbage
> >and my friends look miserable.
> >
> >The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we
> >were campaigning...Today you voted for us!"
> >
> >VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!
 
LOL, I've seen that one a few times before and it's still funny :D

I've requested that DaveWF move this to "Cigar Passes in Progress" since it is in the mail today :thumbs:

DC# to camaroon4me:

0103 8555 7492 8200 3473

Nice, neat small package but a tad on the heavy side :0 . There's a third tupperware inside but I don't think we'll need it unless you guys go too crazy so try your best to NOT put ten cigars and take two :0 :p :D If you opt for the third tupperware container, you'll need a bigger box ;)

This pass is taking a generally northern route for the first half of its trip so hopefully it shouldn't be adversly affected by any "hot" weather. At least all three stops in CA are in the SF area. By the time it hits AZ, it might only be in the mid 90's out there :p and as it's "passing" through the south, it'll probably be sometime in October.

We're off and running, almost as quickly as Fast4Dr's Original Band Habanos Only Pass :sign:
 
Moved to [Cigar Passes In Progress] as requested.

Good Luck!
Bush & Kerry both suck.
(Just figured I'd stir things up a bit here :p)

Dave ;)
 
coventrycat86 said:
it's been over A YEAR since you've posted :0 lot's of new members and lots of fun :)
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No kidding. I logged in and saw a message from Devin from JANUARY! :D

Ok, ok... I'll try not to be such a stranger.

Misc "Stranger than some, not as strange as others..."
 
Misc said:
coventrycat86 said:
it's been over A YEAR since you've posted :0 lot's of new members and lots of fun :)
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No kidding. I logged in and saw a message from Devin from JANUARY! :D

Ok, ok... I'll try not to be such a stranger.

Misc "Stranger than some, not as strange as others..."
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Nice to see you here Ted! I really enjoyed your posts on ASC, I just can't wade thru all the irrelevant crap in there anymore!! (Which I guess makes your stuff relevant by default. :) )

BTW, how did your crop come out/up? Have you rolled anything yet, or are you still looking for 14 year old virgins? (Ask Bill about that. :sign: )
 
My e-mails have been dead and I log on and find the pass is in motion and almost in the mailbox at the end of the lane.

Wish I new why the e-mails quit coming to me at times even though I am subscribed. :angry:
 
BrownDevil said:
What's a host bag ???
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Good, since you don't know, I'm not going to tell you :p What you don't know can't hurt you :D

Okay, here's the deal:
A person starts a pass and sometimes the first person in the pass will as an act of generosity, add an additional bag to the pass called a "host bag" in which the pass participants place cigars designated for the pass host or person who started the pass.

I used to think "Hey, that's a nice idea, after all the host is potentially risking a few hundred dollars worth of his cigars, put a great deal of time into starting & organizing this pass and is letting me be part of his pass so I'd love to toss in an extra stick for the host."

Well all fine and good but anyone who "hosts" a pass nine times out of ten winds up with almost DOUBLE the cigars the pass started with anyway due to most passer's generosity with puts & takes (unless of course you are dixie with a strict "1 for 1" rule :p )

My personal opinion is I don't like host bags and would ask that no participants in this pass start one. First off, I tried my best to discourage this in the beginnning AND secondly. there ain't no room in the box anyway HA HA :D

The other thing too is that once the host bag is placed in the pass, the pass participants feel obliged to add something to it. LOL, I got over that one a long time ago, I try to be a little more than fair with my puts and takes and no longer feel the least bit guilty when I don't drop an "extra" in the host bag :0 ;)

I have had this discussion via PM's with a few of the more senior members here and the consensus is they generally don't like the concept either.

So there ya have it, my opinion and there are those who may disagree. Maybe there should be a thread or poll on the topic......
 
WaaaaHooo!
Thanks again for starting this pass CC :thumbs:

I gotta see if I can dig up some Arne for Governor paraphernalia to include with the pass.
 
Man, I've been sitting here in a crouched position and catchers mitt waiting for the mail lady to show up today! Of course the day I am expecting something, she wont show up till after 5PM.
I got a couple of sticks to trade off, and I will probably get it back in the mail tomorrow!......assuming it shows up!

So, seeing as this is an election pass, shall we name him........Dubbya? :lookup:
Let me know if you dont think this is prudent :D

JV
 
Wow, you should have seen the motorcade. All these men in dark suits and sunglasses, it was quite a sight!

I'm having "Dubbya" over for the evening, gonna make some good old BBQ for him, and get him out tomorrow! :D
Very nice packing job Bill, and I like all the stickers. I needed a "W04" for my jeep! It will be sported proudly.



Takes: #17 Ashton VSG
#21 Oliva Bold
#23 Paddy 1964

Puts: #25 Carlos Torano Exodus Gold
# 26 AVO Classic #3
#27 CAO Anniv. Maduro Churchill
#28 CAO Anniv. Black Belicoso
#29 Gurka LTD Expedition Toro


JV
 
Since this is an Election Pass, I thought I'd pull a string to see if I can get some political things. My high school buddy works in the White House, funny enough w/ the interns. I emailed him today so hopefully he'll check his email, remember who I am :p and get some things out to me. IF I do get some things, they will go in the box along w/ some of my cigars :D
 
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