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**** Edicion Limitada ****

Yeah well... it didn't take a sterling intellect to figure that one out Darryl !

Devin this pass will deffinitely be the top of the heap for many ... many moons. Thanks again for all the entertainment and fun you provided! Again your class shined through like a beacon!

Now... I believe Jeff and Rob were fighting to do number IV ?

LMAO!!! :p
 
A special thanks goes out to Darryl and Michael!

Thanks for showing me the way...


Rob?

Jeff?

Pete?

:D
 
***** Pete's Multi-Board Pass Update ******


Takes:

RASCC '98
RyJ Tubo #3 '99


Puts:

Cohiba LE '02
Davidoff 3000 '89
Diplomaticos No. 7 '85
Dunhill Atados '88
Quai D' Orsay Panetela '94

Pete only:

Opus X A TT

DC: 0300 1290 0000 0074 1083
IMR: VD 004 930 721 US ($500.00)

Bro, thanks for the invitation!

Filly, thanks for the very special gift!

Phil, it is on the way.... :)
 
no no, thank YOU. REALLY! besides, you know you were a collaborator right from the very beginning there Big D. :thumbs: ;) :D :)

ok, i stated the obvious. :)

i don't doubt anyone in this group could come up with a worthy pass. but i'm not saying anything about trying to surpass dev's. good luck with that!
 
Oh cripes!

Brother Devin you may have outdone even yourself... :0

Much appreciated bro. :D

In a couple days my son get's married. Looking forward to burning something nice on Saturday. Should it cross your minds, do the same! I'm thinking Atados to start the festivities...
 
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name. Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on Mycoxafailin.

Also considered were: Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Mydixadun, and Alimpdixafixit.
 
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, "Gosh... if I go down three inches...I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three inches... that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

(You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but...wait there was more)

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches. And that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish... and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch".

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water... the fish swallows the fly... the bear grabs the fish... the hunter shoots the bear... the mouse grabs the sandwich... the cat jumps for the mouse... the mouse ducks... the cat falls in the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is:













Whenever a fly goes down three inches...some pussy is in danger.
 
LOL :)



Brother Pete, congratulations on your son's wedding! I will be sure to smoke something special Saturday afternoon.... :)


A little contest, answer this question and win a mystery cigar! :)

It's not easy having a mathematics professor as a new friend. When she invites you to her house she says, "All the houses on my side of the street are numbered consecutively in even numbers. There are six houses on my side of my block and the sum of their numbers is 9870. You don't know which block I live on, and it's a long, long street, but I will tell you that I live in the lowest number on my side of the block. What's the number? Or are you just going to ring the first even-numbered doorbell for twenty blocks?



I will be out of town for a bit, so the winner will have to wait until..... :)
 
Here is another for a mystery stick...



Unscramble the 4 words below.

D O G A
D A N L E
T O N K Y T
C R A T E L S



Good luck! :)
 
Brother Devin... your professor friend lives at 1640 on the block.

1640+1642+1644+1646+1648+1650=9870 :D I guess dealing with numbers all day actually comes in handy sometimes... :D LOL!

Bro... the Pass is over but the spirit continues! Unreal! Hope you have a safe and fun trip out of town Devin!

Aloha,

Wade
 
ok, i'm taking a crack at the second one:


D O G A = goad
D A N L E = laden
T O N K Y T = knotty
C R A T E L S = cartels <hmm, that seemed too easy to be right>
 
got this in email:

1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
---They both wiggle when you eat them.

2. What is a Yankee?
---The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

3. What do women and condoms have in common?
---They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
---Odor eaters.

5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
---A Lickalotopuss.

6. Why do men name their penis?
---They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most
of their decisions.

7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
---Snowballs.

8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
---A hard pecker.

9. What kind of bees give milk?
---Boo bees.

10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
---Speed bumps.

11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
---They both like a tight seal.

12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
---If it were more, it would be Hell.

13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
--- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

14. What is the new gay Internet address?
---c: enter

15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
---They're right! We do taste like chicken!

16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
---The balls are just for decoration.

17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!

18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
---They have no balls to scratch

19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.

20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
---About three inches.

21. How do you make a hormone?
---Don't pay her.

22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
---A Megasorass.

23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
---One..Men will screw anything.

24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
---They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to
play with.

25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
--- "I'm sooooo drunk!"
 
Damn!!! I missed the mathematics question. :( I thought the pass was over? Well the contests aren't, I guess. :p


Good job, Wade. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
 
That's right Pete! And a blind smoke contest to boot! :thumbs:
 
*****Pass Update!*****

From Flip Flop:

Brandon was supposed to be next but is out of town for two weeks. I talked to him and he said put him near the end of the pass.
So the box will be sent next to edisonbird
USPS Del. Conf # 0301 0120 0009 2374 1461

TAKES
#24 Upmann #2
#74 SLR Lonsdale
#78 Boli CE
#88 HDM Churchill
#98 Dunhill Atado

PUTS
#102 Part Lusi 05/98
#103 SLR Series A 03/01
#104 Boli Inmensa 06/97
#105 Part SD#3 EL
#106 Boli CG 07/98
#107 Punch del Punch 04/01
#108 Punch RS#12 05/98
#109 Por Larranaga PC 06/98

And a special surprise for Pete.
 
Let's see where this goes... :D

HOW TO SING THE BLUES
1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning."

2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you stick
something nasty in the next line, like "I got a good woman, with the
meanest face in town."


Stay tuned for more installment's...
:p
 
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