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Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm. Now THAT'S some good smoking! :0

Ok, ok so it's better to joke about it than cry. Which would be an appropriate alternative... :lookup:

A vigil will be held this afternoon, in South Saint Paul, on behalf of the Cohiba and the bereived (DMC). Devin....brother...we can all get through this together.

Lean on me, when you're not strong. I'll be your friend, to help you carry on.... :D
 
Mmmmmmmm, beef-y!

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P.S. - Now I know how they come up with all the various, unusual, taste characterizations in Cigar Aficionado. "Touch of burnt meat, pencil lead, cedary, leather....what are those people doing in their spare time? LMAO

Sam :sign:
 
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was
> missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
> archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
>
> He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God
> sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
> pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,Michael,
> look what I've made."
>
> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
> it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put
> Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
> going to be a great place of balance."
>
> "Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused. God
> explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
> "For example, northern Europe will be a place of
> great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe
> is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will
> be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of
> white people and over there is a continent of black
> people."
>
> God continued, pointing to different countries.
> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this
> one will be very cold and covered in ice."
>
> The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
> to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"
>
> "Ah," said God. "That's Texas, the most glorious
> place on Earth... There are beautiful mountains,
> lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling plains. The
> people from Texas are going to be modest,
> intelligent, and humorous and they are going to be
> found traveling the world. They will be
> extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving,
> and they will be known all throughout the world as
> diplomats and carriers of peace."
>
> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
> proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there
> would be balance!"
>
> God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the crazy
> bunch I'm putting next to them in Louisiana."


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They spilled on over into Arkansas too

Poooooor Ned Beatty .... *squeel*


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Hey Kenny, is that cable in yet? I can't start a new contest until it is up and running... :D


Jerry, thanks for the post card! :thumbs:
 
Zoom Zoom Zooooooooommmmmmmmmmm :sneaky:

Yall dail up slow pokes get out of my way..... ROFLMAO! :p

Let the contest begin! :thumbs: :sign:
 
:)  :D  :)  :D  :)  Comic Contest  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)


This contest is in search for the funniest comics! I know we had a few in the picture contest, but not many. This will be a short one, so I will give everyone some time before it starts to collect some good ones.

The contest will start on July 1st at 6:00 AM, and will end at 11:59 PM on July 3rd.

Since this will be a short contest, only three prizes will be awarded. I will post them in the next day or so.



                    :thumbs:  :thumbs:  Good Luck!!!  :thumbs:  :thumbs:
 
So this guy has a terrible cough. He heads down to the local pharmacy for some help. The pharmacist says 'I have the perfect thing for you - Ex Lax.' The guys says 'Are you nuts?!? A laxative to cure a cough?' The pharmacist points to a guy standing meakly in the corner of the store. His eyes are watery, his hands are trembling just a little and he has a slight film of perspiration on his forehead. The guy walks over to this poor soul and asks him if the Ex Lax cured his cough. The man nods slowly and in a soft voice says 'Sure did. I coughed once, now I'm too scared to cough again...'

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It's amazing how the whole campaign has caught on.  The
thought of a sitting First Lady Of The United States
running for an elective office is truly amazing.

In New York City, everybody has a "Run, Hillary, Run!"
bumper sticker on his or her car.

Democrats put them on their rear bumpers.

Republicans put them on the front.
 
:)  :D  :)  :D  :)  Comic Contest  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)

This contest is in search for the funniest comics! I know we had a few in the picture contest, but not many. This will be a short one, so I will give everyone some time before it starts to collect some good ones.

The contest will start on July 1st at 6:00 AM, and will end at 11:59 PM on July 3rd.
 
Party at Marks house...... :sign:

Your item was delivered at 1:39 pm on June 26, 2002 in HALTOM CITY, TX 76117.
 
Kenny! Your picture of THE box does it no justice. GD this thing is HUGE!

It's gonna take me a month-o-Sundays to smoke all these :sign:
 
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