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Allofus123
Here ducky, ducky, ducky!
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I'll be right back...gotta go to the store......fresh out of Depends! :sign:
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Lee, your pugs were dressed as SUPER HEROES, not mere little hot-dogs. LMAO!
Pete, I can hear them screaming from here...
PICK ME, PICK ME, please PICK ME!!!
Bro, have fun.
Pete, I can hear them screaming from here...
PICK ME, PICK ME, please PICK ME!!!
Bro, have fun.
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
...There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,
"OK, now what?"
one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
...There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,
"OK, now what?"
Horse
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A forty-sumthin' married lady was at the doc's for an annual exam. She was complaining that her husband just didn't seem interested anymore and asked if the doc had some samples of Viagra.
He proceeded to pull out a bottle and gave her instructions for it's use. "What would happen if I gave him 2?"
We don't know, it's a new product, but if you do, lemme know how it turns out.
Next week, she came back in and reported that Ahaaa! It worked. What would happen if I gave him 4?
Like I said, it's new and we don't know yet. But, like last time, if you do, please lemme know how it goes.
The next DAY she came in....with a smile from ear to ear. "Oh doctor, that was the best sex I've had EVER. What would happen if I gave him the whole bottle?"
It's new....yada yada yada.
Next month, a young man is in the office. Are you the idiot that gave my mother that Viagra stuff?
Why, Yes, what's happened?
My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, the dogs hiding under the bed and my dad's got the cat corned saying "Here Kitty, Ktty" :0
He proceeded to pull out a bottle and gave her instructions for it's use. "What would happen if I gave him 2?"
We don't know, it's a new product, but if you do, lemme know how it turns out.
Next week, she came back in and reported that Ahaaa! It worked. What would happen if I gave him 4?
Like I said, it's new and we don't know yet. But, like last time, if you do, please lemme know how it goes.
The next DAY she came in....with a smile from ear to ear. "Oh doctor, that was the best sex I've had EVER. What would happen if I gave him the whole bottle?"
It's new....yada yada yada.
Next month, a young man is in the office. Are you the idiot that gave my mother that Viagra stuff?
Why, Yes, what's happened?
My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, the dogs hiding under the bed and my dad's got the cat corned saying "Here Kitty, Ktty" :0
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with
> > their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she
> bends
> > over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals
> her
> > lack of underwear. "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
> her
> > > > husband demanded.
> > > > "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to
> buy
> > > > any".
> > > > The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For
> the
> > > > sake of decency here's $50, go and buy yourself some underwear".
> > > > Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
> Her
> > > > skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus
> woman.
> > > > You've no knickers - why not?"
> > > > She replies, "I an't afford any on the money you give me". He
> reaches
> > > > into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's $20, go
> and
> > > > buy yourself some underwear!".
> > > > Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
> skirt
> > > > over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoots Mon
>
> > > > woman! What d'ye have no knickers?"
> > > > She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to
> be
> > > > able to afford any".
> > > > The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
> decency,
> > > > lass, here's a comb, tidy yourself up a wee bit!"
>
> > their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she
> bends
> > over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals
> her
> > lack of underwear. "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?"
> her
> > > > husband demanded.
> > > > "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to
> buy
> > > > any".
> > > > The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For
> the
> > > > sake of decency here's $50, go and buy yourself some underwear".
> > > > Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
> Her
> > > > skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus
> woman.
> > > > You've no knickers - why not?"
> > > > She replies, "I an't afford any on the money you give me". He
> reaches
> > > > into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's $20, go
> and
> > > > buy yourself some underwear!".
> > > > Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her
> skirt
> > > > over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoots Mon
>
> > > > woman! What d'ye have no knickers?"
> > > > She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to
> be
> > > > able to afford any".
> > > > The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
> decency,
> > > > lass, here's a comb, tidy yourself up a wee bit!"
>
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Guest
LMAO!
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Pass update:
Kenny is out of town.
Ryan's server is not working.
Darryl is out of town.
Hey Pete, I guess you will just have to start smoking the cigars until someone either gets home, gets back on line, or you run out of cigars...LMAO
Kenny is out of town.
Ryan's server is not working.
Darryl is out of town.
Hey Pete, I guess you will just have to start smoking the cigars until someone either gets home, gets back on line, or you run out of cigars...LMAO
Ok here some important info here. Kenny is out of town but only until the 6/23. I can fire today or tomorrow and it should be just fine. Or I can wait if it is still a concern. However I do need Kenny's address as it isn't in the box.
As for my takes:
Opus Phantom
Davidoff 3000
Ramon Allones Ideales
puts:
MC LE robusto 11/00
RyJ Prince of Wales 11/98
Cohiba Robusto '01
Juan Lopez #2 6/99
Trinidad '99
Opus #2
Partagas 150 AA
Thanks Brother Devin, it is a fine selection that will be coming home!
As for my takes:
Opus Phantom
Davidoff 3000
Ramon Allones Ideales
puts:
MC LE robusto 11/00
RyJ Prince of Wales 11/98
Cohiba Robusto '01
Juan Lopez #2 6/99
Trinidad '99
Opus #2
Partagas 150 AA
Thanks Brother Devin, it is a fine selection that will be coming home!
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DMC
Guest
Brother Pete!!! Bro, superb puts!!! Thanks for being in the pass, and being the judge in the joke contest. I look forward to smoking some cigars with you, out in SoCal.
:thumbs: Addy sent, and please send the box whenever you have the time, thanks.
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DMC
Guest
Pass order:
Kenny
Ryan
Darryl
Home
Cigars:
01) 2000 Bolivar Belicoso Fino (June)
02) 1998 Bolivar Corona Gigante cabinet
03) 1998 Bolivar Corona Gigante cabinet
04) 1998 Bolivar Coronas Junior (August)
05) 1997 Bolivar Inmensa
06) 2001 Bolivar Petit Corona (January)
07) 1997 Cohiba Esplendido
08) *** Cohiba Minis (6)
09) 2002 Cohiba Piramide LE
10) 2002 Cohiba Piramid LE (Band/EMS)
11) 2001 Cohiba Robusto (April)
12) 2001 Cohiba Robusto
13) *** Cohiba Salamone
14) 1999 Cuaba Generoso
15) 1999 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
16) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
17) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
18) *** Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
19) 1998 Custom rolled VR robusto
20) 1985 Diplomatico No. 7
21) 1988 Dunhill Atado
22) 1998 El Rey del Mundo Choix Supreme (October)
23) 1986 El Rey del Mundo Grandes de Espana
24) *** El Ray del Mundo Grandes de Espana
25) 1984 El Rey del Mundo Lonsdale
26) 1996 El Rey del Mundo Taino
27) 1993 Fonseca No. 1
28) 1985 Gispert Corona
29) 2001 H. Upmann # 2
30) 1999 H. Upmann Club Epicure
31) 1999 H. Upmann Club Epicure
32) 1998 H. Upmann Connossieur # 1
33) 1999 H. Upmann PC
34) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
35) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
36) 1996 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
37) 1997 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
38) 1999 Juan Lopez No. 2 (June)
39) 1985 Juan Lopez Patricia
40) 1984 La Escepcion Longo
41) 1998 La Gloria Cubana Medaille D' Or No. 2
42) *** Le Hoyo Des Dieux (Cubatabaco)
43) 1998 Le Hoyo du Dauphin
44) 1997 Montecristo Especiale
45) 2001 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto
46) 2000 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto (November)
47) *** Montecristo Millennium Reserve robusto
48) 1998 Partagas 898 V
49) 1970's Partagas Capitol
50) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
51) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
52) 1979 Partagas Presidente
53) 2001 Partagas Presidente
54) 2002 Partagas SD3 Limitada Edicion
55) 1994 Partagas Serie D No. 4
56) 2001 Partagas Short Cabinet (June)
57) 1998 Punch Punch
58) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
59) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
60) 1960's Ramon Allones Ideales
61) 1996 Ramon Allones Petite Corona
62) 2000 Ramon Allones Specially Selected
63) 1999 Sancho Panza Belicoso Cabinet. (November)
64) Romeo y Julieta 125th Anniversary Figurado
65) 1997 Romeo y Julieta Celestiale Fino
66) 2001 Romeo y Julieta Churchill LE
67) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Exhibicion No. 4
68) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Prince of Wales (November)
69) 1998 Trinidad Fundadore
70) 1998 Trinidad Fundadore
71) 1999 Trinidad 'Fundadore
******************************************************************
72) Ashton VSG Spellbound
73) Diamond Crown No. 6 Maduro (unreleased)
74) Diamond Crown No. 7 Maduro
75) 2001 Fuente Anejo Shark
76) Fuente Hemingway Untold Story
77) Fuente Opus X No. 2
78) Fuente Opus X "A" (Twin Towers)
79) 1997 Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Corona
80) 1993 La Gloria Cubana Charlemagne (Miami made)
81) 1997 Padron Anniversario Pyramide Maduro
82) Padron Millennium Maduro
83) 1999 Padron Anniversario Millennium Natural
84) Padron Millennium Natural
85) Padron ?
86) Padron ?
87) Partagas 150 AA
88) Partagas 150th Don Ramon (with coffin)
89) 1970's Ritmeester Chic
Kenny, heads up!
Bro, you will need a truck, as this box is BIG! :0 :0
Kenny
Ryan
Darryl
Home
Cigars:
01) 2000 Bolivar Belicoso Fino (June)
02) 1998 Bolivar Corona Gigante cabinet
03) 1998 Bolivar Corona Gigante cabinet
04) 1998 Bolivar Coronas Junior (August)
05) 1997 Bolivar Inmensa
06) 2001 Bolivar Petit Corona (January)
07) 1997 Cohiba Esplendido
08) *** Cohiba Minis (6)
09) 2002 Cohiba Piramide LE
10) 2002 Cohiba Piramid LE (Band/EMS)
11) 2001 Cohiba Robusto (April)
12) 2001 Cohiba Robusto
13) *** Cohiba Salamone
14) 1999 Cuaba Generoso
15) 1999 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
16) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
17) 2000 Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
18) *** Cuaba Millennium Reserve Distinguido
19) 1998 Custom rolled VR robusto
20) 1985 Diplomatico No. 7
21) 1988 Dunhill Atado
22) 1998 El Rey del Mundo Choix Supreme (October)
23) 1986 El Rey del Mundo Grandes de Espana
24) *** El Ray del Mundo Grandes de Espana
25) 1984 El Rey del Mundo Lonsdale
26) 1996 El Rey del Mundo Taino
27) 1993 Fonseca No. 1
28) 1985 Gispert Corona
29) 2001 H. Upmann # 2
30) 1999 H. Upmann Club Epicure
31) 1999 H. Upmann Club Epicure
32) 1998 H. Upmann Connossieur # 1
33) 1999 H. Upmann PC
34) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
35) 2001 H. Upmann Super Corona
36) 1996 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
37) 1997 Hoyo de Monterrey Churchill
38) 1999 Juan Lopez No. 2 (June)
39) 1985 Juan Lopez Patricia
40) 1984 La Escepcion Longo
41) 1998 La Gloria Cubana Medaille D' Or No. 2
42) *** Le Hoyo Des Dieux (Cubatabaco)
43) 1998 Le Hoyo du Dauphin
44) 1997 Montecristo Especiale
45) 2001 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto
46) 2000 Montecristo Limitada Edicion robusto (November)
47) *** Montecristo Millennium Reserve robusto
48) 1998 Partagas 898 V
49) 1970's Partagas Capitol
50) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
51) 1998 Partagas Lusitania
52) 1979 Partagas Presidente
53) 2001 Partagas Presidente
54) 2002 Partagas SD3 Limitada Edicion
55) 1994 Partagas Serie D No. 4
56) 2001 Partagas Short Cabinet (June)
57) 1998 Punch Punch
58) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
59) 2001 Ramon Allones Gigante
60) 1960's Ramon Allones Ideales
61) 1996 Ramon Allones Petite Corona
62) 2000 Ramon Allones Specially Selected
63) 1999 Sancho Panza Belicoso Cabinet. (November)
64) Romeo y Julieta 125th Anniversary Figurado
65) 1997 Romeo y Julieta Celestiale Fino
66) 2001 Romeo y Julieta Churchill LE
67) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Exhibicion No. 4
68) 1998 Romeo y Julieta Prince of Wales (November)
69) 1998 Trinidad Fundadore
70) 1998 Trinidad Fundadore
71) 1999 Trinidad 'Fundadore
******************************************************************
72) Ashton VSG Spellbound
73) Diamond Crown No. 6 Maduro (unreleased)
74) Diamond Crown No. 7 Maduro
75) 2001 Fuente Anejo Shark
76) Fuente Hemingway Untold Story
77) Fuente Opus X No. 2
78) Fuente Opus X "A" (Twin Towers)
79) 1997 Fuente Fuente Opus X Double Corona
80) 1993 La Gloria Cubana Charlemagne (Miami made)
81) 1997 Padron Anniversario Pyramide Maduro
82) Padron Millennium Maduro
83) 1999 Padron Anniversario Millennium Natural
84) Padron Millennium Natural
85) Padron ?
86) Padron ?
87) Partagas 150 AA
88) Partagas 150th Don Ramon (with coffin)
89) 1970's Ritmeester Chic
Kenny, heads up!
Bro, you will need a truck, as this box is BIG! :0
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