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Secret Santa

Secret Santa

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Or so I’m told, any truth to that @drunkfish3? I’d say come sit on my lap, but Santa doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea, and yes, that is a gun in my pocket, Santa got robbed last year, in the White House of all places, President Biden ain’t getting his wish, but we all know that already, hehe. So tell me young-un, what can Santa do for you this year, help a brother out! YoYoYo!
 
Chester is an awesome guy Santa!. Take good care of him!!
 
Secret Santa said:
Or so I’m told, any truth to that @drunkfish3? I’d say come sit on my lap, but Santa doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea, and yes, that is a gun in my pocket, Santa got robbed last year, in the White House of all places, President Biden ain’t getting his wish, but we all know that already, hehe. So tell me young-un, what can Santa do for you this year, help a brother out! YoYoYo!
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Hey Santa other then cigars I enjoy Scotch. Would really like a Harris hat (kidding of course lol). Anything you send will be enjoyed. Have a wife and two kids Daughter 15 and Son 12 who would love to be included if you see fit. Wife loves the Grinch and Anything chocolate. Daughter is now into transformers, Mavel, and Star Wars ( Not sure what did right but I got lucky). Son loves axolotl and pokemon. Thank you and can't wait.
 
Let’s see Chester, I have a Tim Walz blow up doll that I was going to send to Dug Emhoff, but can redirect to you. Santa has cigars, not sure about the other items, Santa tends to avoid WalMart, they’re still butthurt over Rudolph dropping a deuce on a cash register (it was a bet with Blitzer). Let me check your charts, and frequently of bigboobies.com, and we’ll see what we can do.
 
Secret Santa said:
Let’s see Chester, I have a Tim Walz blow up doll that I was going to send to Dug Emhoff, but can redirect to you. Santa has cigars, not sure about the other items, Santa tends to avoid WalMart, they’re still butthurt over Rudolph dropping a deuce on a cash register (it was a bet with Blitzer). Let me check your charts, and frequently of bigboobies.com, and we’ll see what we can do.
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Santa, seems like you should be posting more on the Santa’s Helpers thread.
 
Send him anything but FAAB dollars. Guy beats our asses in fantasy. Need you to send him some playoff distractions.
 
Ok Chester, i did some research, and you’ve been pretty good, but in looking at your internet history, saw a few nekkid midget volleyball searches, WTH?!?! But, hey, i like nekkid midgets too, though don’t tell HR, knomesayn? Sorry for the delay, Santa had a lot of non Christmas business travel, but got it out today. Merry Christmas!!
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