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Door to door meat salesmen.

One of the benefits of living in the middle of nowhere is not having to deal with these guys I guess. We don't even get the Schwann's man out at our house.

On a seperate note, after I graduated college I was having a hard time finding a job and took one as a Kirby salesman. I did it for about half a day before I realized it wasn't for me.
 
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

:p

And Bill, that never works with my wife, I've returned from a hard days work to find her serving the Jehovah Witnesses tea and cookies. I took one look, went into the bedroom and changed into my Venom "Black Metal" T-Shirt and walked back in and said... "Thanks for keeping them here until I got home Schazti, which one do you think would be best for the sacrifice at tonight's black mass?"

I've never seen anyone tripping over themselves to get out of my door like that before. :sign:

My wife was mad, but they never came back.

I just have to ask myself if Shawn would actually do that to those poor Witnesses. Yeah, he would :laugh:
 
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