Damn it's been a long time...

[The Black Cloud]

DJ Souldog on the wheels of steel.

 

[beyond the band]

Welcome back Jon.

I was just wondering where you had been. Guess it's still a mystery.

He's a legend in his own mind. :sign:

 

[Pugman1943]

Soulman, you BBMF, how the hell are you ( is my caring a sign of weakness)? Just when we were all getting use to not seeing your mug or you wearing speedos, you show up. Looking forward Jon, have missed your commentaries.

 

[Smokyballs]

Were you gone? Was I? Well douche bags return in threes. Who's going to show up next?

 

[souldog]

DJ Souldog on the wheels of steel.

Pretty much dude, you know I've been keepin' busy!

Were you gone? Was I? Well douche bags return in threes. Who's going to show up next?

What the? I thought you were banned!! Next thing you know, Sneeds will start posting here... Unless he already has been. ???

 

[souldog]

No need to post an introduction. We know who the fuck you are.

Doc.

Doc, I missed your pleasant demeanor by the way. :laugh:

 

[AVB]

Damn dog nut sucker.

 

[Bsneed51]

I liked it better when you were in hiding.

 

[Jonesy]

Well, welcome back Puppy! This place can only get better with you back around!

 

[broblues]

What did they do, open the doors to the feeble FOG holding tank? Jeesh everyone coming back to recharge their batteries, at the same time. Unbelievable.

 

[kona1000]

Good to hear all is well.

Been smoking anything good?

Book 'em soulpup!!

 

[souldog]

Dog ball sucking Ray? I'm not even going to touch that one old man

So, I took at shot at this monstrosity that was sent to me, and I also got a foam bomb today. Man, you guys really know how to get someone to come crawling back here. I'll post some photos of the first one, the carpet bomb, in a minute.

Okay, so heres the carpet bomb:

Here's the foam bomb:

Some tools:

When I got to this, I realized I'm going to need a drill:

So I took it inside (I have a crotchety bitchy old bitch living below who complains about everything):

Surprisingly, it was easier to crack than I thought (no disrespect to the builder). Inside were some awesome accesories, and I know we don't post contents, but this guy was the only victim:

I'll still smoke it though. Thank you guys for thinking of me, and thanks for letting me play as a big nobody in this huge FOG war you guys have going on.

ETA: The foam bomb:

Lit the fuse:

And the end result:

Real quick, if someone can provide some anonymous information about the foam bomb, my question is: There was THREE in there, right? Otherwise I'm going to have to dig more...

Whoever sent this thing, there was something in there that I could only DREAM about trying, so thank you very very VERY much, I will open it on a special occasion!

.
Sincerely,
Souldog (AKA Not a FOG dammit)

 

[Tall Paul]

Nice Hit Boys! Looks like you had some fun with this one!

Paul

 

[Smokin'Sims]

Looks like your table is holding up well and you had fun.

 

[Not A Nice Person]

Soulpuppy's BACK?!? Well, I guess a timely warning is in order, then . . . just in case:

Great hits, noobs. A job well done! :thumbs:

~Boar

 

[4cbln3]

Geez Jon, when did you transfer to the bomb disposal unit? Thought you enjoyed hammering the crumbs on the street.

 

[{tpc}]

Good to see you back Jon. Now can you please bring some luck to the Red Wings for us? We need all the help we can get. Shave your head or something!

 

[souldog]

Good to see you back Jon. Now can you please bring some luck to the Red Wings for us? We need all the help we can get. Shave your head or something!

They crashed and burned because I shaved my beard man... Bad BAD choice on my part!

 

[Devil Doc]

Glad the Puppy is a cop instead of a surgeon.

Doc

 

[{tpc}]

Good to see you back Jon. Now can you please bring some luck to the Red Wings for us? We need all the help we can get. Shave your head or something!

They crashed and burned because I shaved my beard man... Bad BAD choice on my part!

NO DOUBT!! You can't shave the playoff beard...what the heck were you thinkin????

But we did win last night, so what did you shave...or didn't shave?? Nevermind...I don't think I want to know.

Going to the game tuesday night so hopefully it will be a good one. Pissed we couldn't get our seats right behind the bench, so will have to opt for seats in the section right next to it. I so hate stubhub....we bought seats and everything says its cool, then the next day the seats are "unavailable" and they offer me seats on the other side of the rink that aren't half as good as what we paid for (or thought we paid for anyways) for the same price. At least they didn't hassle me about cancelling. I am still awaiting confirmation on the new onew we ordered, but seems it should go through. *crosses fingers*