SamClemmons
eloquent absurdity
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Friday my eyes were kinda watery/itchy, breath felt a little hot and in the evening I started sneezing. Great, I got a fuggin' cold. Scored some Zicam on the way home and started using it.
Saturday I wake up with an industrial strength cold. Eyes are blitzed, head pounding, sneezing, coughing, strings of ropey snot, feel like crap... still using the Zicam but added liberal doses of Tang and Vodka.
Sunday it's still going strong. Using Zicam every 4 hours and pounding Tang and Vodka.
Monday... what? Head is clear, breathing normally. Feeling a little dizzy and not well but not bad. Still using Zicam.
Tuesday. I am healed. Zicam in the medicine cabinet. Still pounding the Tang and Vodka just to be safe.
Okay, okay so it's not a cure but it beats hell out of the 10 days it usually nags my ass.
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Saturday I wake up with an industrial strength cold. Eyes are blitzed, head pounding, sneezing, coughing, strings of ropey snot, feel like crap... still using the Zicam but added liberal doses of Tang and Vodka.
Sunday it's still going strong. Using Zicam every 4 hours and pounding Tang and Vodka.
Monday... what? Head is clear, breathing normally. Feeling a little dizzy and not well but not bad. Still using Zicam.
Tuesday. I am healed. Zicam in the medicine cabinet. Still pounding the Tang and Vodka just to be safe.
Okay, okay so it's not a cure but it beats hell out of the 10 days it usually nags my ass.
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