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Because he has said things in Chat that could send him to Federal prison. In which case, in lieu of cigars, we could send him this:

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Because he isn't the "GGTK" in Vegas that can get you into PURE or any other club...I AM!
 
It's because he knows you so well E, that he knows exactly what buttons to push to get you do things, bad things, things that you normally wouldn't do. He has control over you E, and you dispise him for it. Every minute, of every day you dispise him, telling yourself that next time you won't let him get to you, but then it happens before you realize it. You're back to doing the things you hate because Tom has pushed you to the brink once again. He is like a Sith lord, and you are his apprentice. He has mind control over you E.
 
Because you're already sending him a package with the same smokes. Lose a bet?
 
Because he spends his free time laying in sheep pastures with his pants down and salt on his ass.
 
Because...well, you have to look closely...he has no Adam's apple. Odd, don't you think?
 
Because he will only ruin them in his SCOTCHIDOR ... we all know it was you ... the "my friend" bit did not fly at all. :laugh:
 
After a long day at work you came home and thought you could just sit back and relax with a smoke while surfing CP. Once logged on you got a PM by tomthirtysix showing you pictures of his "SCOTCHIDOR"
 
1. He is better looking than you
2. He probably has been with lip girl, she shot you down
3. His haircut is the same as yours
 
SweetMelissa said:
So this one time, at band camp, Johnny asked me to come to his cabin and help him polish his tromBONE. I was so shy, but I went over that night, trumpet in hand and guess what I saw? Tom, was already done with the "polishing" and there was nothing left for me accept a shiny, tiny, TROMbone. I paid Guido the Tuba player to give Tom penis lice after that...Evan, he wrecked me forever, and ever since I have been unable to successfully polish any trombone without that horrible, vivid memory of the two of them together...Evan, he deserves no cigars, that Penis lice-having bastage...

Melly :angry:
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OUTSTANDING! And...quite disturbing as well.
 
Umm, He's Tom... :whistling: Seriously, why the hell would you want to give him anymore good cigars? :laugh:
 
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