Colonoscopy~

[Not A Nice Person]

Doctor: *inserting probe*

Me: Pull my hair, dammit!

Doctor: ?

Me: Now we BOTH feel awkward 'm embarrassed . . . . fair is fair, right?

Doctor: ?

Just kidding. Procedure's on Monday. First time. By then I suspect I'll just be happy to not be shitting waterfalls anymore.

~Boar

 

[BlindedByScience]

Can't remember the last one, as they typically use anesthesia of some kind. Makes it easier on everyone. Agreed, the prep is far, far worse then the actual procedure. No worries, you've got this.....

 

[thinde]

Can't remember the last one, as they typically use anesthesia of some kind. Makes it easier on everyone. Agreed, the prep is far, far worse then the actual procedure. No worries, you've got this.....

This! I’ve come to the realization that I will be reading on the thrown for at least few hours.

 

[Devil Doc]

Piece of cake. Hell, you ain't lived until you've had 22 polyps removed. Don't worry about it. They've got drugs that makes you not care about the camera shoved up your ass.

Doc

 

[Not A Nice Person]

Final prep day. Clear liquids and what's beginning to feel like a pony keg of ball sweat to drink every 15 minutes. ?

Oh, and . . . .




~Boar

 

[BlindedByScience]

Hope you've got a good book or two picked out to pass the time.....?

 

[Brickhouse]

I've had a handful already at age 40. No big deal. It'll be fine.

 

[Not A Nice Person]

All good! Easy peasy, no polyps, no problems! Whew!



~Boar

 

[Scap]

All good! Easy peasy, no polyps, no problems! Whew!

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~Boar

Ha! Cabinboy was simultaneously the most awful and entertaining movie ever.

Ties for dead last with The Pirate Movie starring Kristy McNichol

 

[cabaiguan juan]

All good! Easy peasy, no polyps, no problems! Whew!

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~Boar

So did you get to keep the video? Thinking about posting it up here?

 

[CigSid]

I plan to have one... in the next 20 years or so...

 

[BlindedByScience]

I plan to have one... in the next 20 years or so...

Colon cancer is a drag, my friend. Not something you should put off......

 

[Not A Nice Person]

So did you get to keep the video? Thinking about posting it up here?

Nobody wants to see that. ?

~Boar

 

[Maduro Clint]

Wyatt and I have had numerous due to family history...glad you are getting it done.

 

[Pugman1943]

Yeah, been there. The prep is shitty to paraphase, the sleep drug is amazing and the end, biggest fart your likely to ever have. You will do just fine, but no, i don't want to trade places.

 

[golfgar]

I offered to buy a six pack of whatever the sedative is, my wife was so nice to me when she awakened, kinda like the old days lol.

 

[CigSid]

Colon cancer is a drag, my friend. Not something you should put off......

Yes, you are right.. I have been thinking about it, but it is just so easy to put it off...

 

[Devil Doc]

I have had a number of good friends die from colon cancer, because they put it off. It's the most curable of all cancers. You just have to catch it in time.

Doc

Yes, you are right.. I have been thinking about it, but it is just so easy to put it off...

 

[streetrod]

Everybody! DON’T put it off. I was lucky. Put it off until I noticed a problem at 70 & caught it in the very early stages. All is well now.
My son is hitting 50 next year & I have already had a talk with him about this.

 

[mmburtch]

I had one foot of my colon removed. The only regret is not pre-negotiating with my GI doc for a 20% discount on all future colonoscopies.