WOW, What a Day! I get to work, yes we do do that over here, not just waste everyone's tax dollars! Anyway, here's this big brown package! Didn't really think about, was getting briefed from the day shift guy, then it hit me "who the hell is that from", I didn't order anything that big? Bent down, checked the label, just about fell over ARLIN LISS! Just so happened two of my smoking buddies were standing right there, jokers must have known and been playing sneak and peak waiting for me to show up! We tore right into that package, anyone would have thought it was christmas! Well, for us it was! Once we unleashed the majestic Creation of "Wood Butchery" from the prison of stryfoam, shrink wrap and brown paper that Arlin had enslaved the poor thing in! We had to push it farther back onto the desk! Liberty, yeah that's his name was the only one able to speak, we heard a "WOW" I think I might have slobbered a "YEAH" while trying not to drool! Other guy couldn't say anything, not that that's not normal for him or anything! We just kinda looked back and forth until someone said "well open it"! By this time the Commander, First Sergeant and a few select others had gathered. they don't even know but couldn't say much either. What a collection of smokes!!!!! Well, anyone can guess what happened next, contrary to proper Gar etiquette there were six hands in the box, riffling through like kids in a candy store. "oh look at this, what's that, holy shit"! We each just kinda took one. Amazing, in a country where it's 113 degrees, the humidity on average is about 8% or at least has been for the last well, several weeks, this humidor has just flown half way around the world and we got smokes that aren't dried out like coyote turds in west Texas!! No need to tell what happened next, out the door, here comes the fire and three cavemen huffing and puffing!! Sweet heaven in the middle of hell!!!!!
Thanks to all! We have your names, will find your addresses, we are the most powerful army in the world!!!!