Man, I hang out at the WRONG bars.
(pre-emptive strike....no, they are not leather bars, biker bars, bear bars or twink factories. They are not gay bars, lesbian bars, cro-bars, or arm bars. There are no midgets, clothed or otherwise, no sheep, no cowboys or S&M freaks. No disco, techno or lists of 300 "martinis." Oh, and freebern doesn't hang out there.)