Chocolate Blunts and Smoked Salmon Pate soda

[Devil Doc]

I should a sent you Aunt Jemmima. Philistine.

Doc.

 

[tomthirtysix]

Filipina Balut

Anyone else had the misfortune?

-K-

My father-in-law LOVES this stuff. I just don't understand how...

 

[Hillbilly Steaks]

damn, that is funny!!! :laugh:

 

[fetterjohn]

Filipina Balut

Anyone else had the misfortune?

-K-

My father-in-law LOVES this stuff. I just don't understand how...

I'm 1/4 Phillipino...love that shit! Nothing better to cure a hang-over than Balut and beer!!!

-Fetter

 

[Bargogirl]

The second clue that I was in trouble was when I lowered the bottle so my dogs could sniff it. Now, we're talking about 2 dogs that one day decided to eat about 3 full sized salmon worth of brined fillets ready to smoke... RAW. And their reaction to the soda? Porter turned around and went down the stairs to the water bucket and guzzled water. Amber just stood there and looked at it. Then she looked at me as if she was saying - 'if you drink that you're a dumbass'.

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And drink it I did. I put the thing to my lips, took a small swallow - and about puked. That crap is N.A.S.T.Y. That was it - I'm done. Call the medics, I need morphine. Call poison control and report a new poison. Call the CDC and report a new biological weapon. Take that crap OFF THE MARKET!!

Well, I must say...Even my husband (Preembargo) who use to be a commercial fisherman and eat raw fish - would not have tried that drink! I can imagine it probably smelled like the time he had to pitch a hull full of three week old rotten ratfish!!
(They are as ugly as they sound!) You truly are a brave man!! :thumbs:

 

[insight]

Only a couple more months till these come out again! Nom nom nom