Can I hold a Contest (winner get cigars)?

[Satchmo]

Humidors beads are great for non-deadly force home protection. Eat a bowl of them every night and if someone breaks in just jerk off in their general direction and shoot them with the plastic buckshot.

Make sure not to kill the dog on the lonely nights.....

 

[Madmidget]

One use for them is as follows:
Sell them to all of the graduating University of Tennessee football players so they can fill them with Hot-Dog water and wear them at all times. That way they can keep the smell of "Ole Rocky Top" with them when they leave. Can't you hear them singing? (To the tune of Rocky Top) "Rocky Top, you'll always be in this pack of Humi-beads..."

 

[lurch]

How to use humidorbeads.com beads....

-oversaturate every single bead
-sprinkle them in your foyer
-hilarity ensues when people slip because they can't see the clear little bastids

 

[jlada]

How to use humidorbeads.com beads....

-oversaturate every single bead
-sprinkle them in your foyer
-hilarity ensues when people slip because they can't see the clear little bastids

Pro use of the word hilarity. +1 respect points issued.

 

[Dr. Marneaus]

I'm going to post a reply, please dont cut it off before I do. I'm going to be out of the house this afternoon, but when I get back around dinner time I'll post it. You said cut off date is the 7th, so I assumed that was all day on the 7th.

Thanks
Andrew

 

[aokrongly]

i was about to declare the winners and then I saw the last post, so keep the entries coming until the forum clock reaches midnight. I'll post winners tomorrow.

If ANYONE/EVERYONE else wants to submit their votes for who they think should win, then I'll take those into account as well.

THANKS for participating.

 

[aokrongly]

The winner gets to raid my humidor, which includes Graycliff Crystal, 5 Vegas, El Rey Del Mundo, Oliva Serie G, CAO, Gran Habano, the full line of Rocky Patel Vintage and one I would need to email you. Plus I'm gettinga shipment of 601 Serie.

Your humidor makes me sad.

What can I say I'm a value smoker. I think the Opus is a good daily smoke. And I'm a big fan of Fuente (who isn't), but they're too rich for my blood (except occassionally).


What else you got in your humi? Just those 3? I have a 1500 count, so if you need somewhere to store your overflow, just let me know. I promise to return the rings on cigars that look similar.

 

[JHolmes763]

I will accept only one suggestion on where to physically stick them up my body.

Well, since no one else jumped on this opportunity...

How to use humidorbead.com beads... how about you shove them up your ass?

:sign:

---John Holmes...

 

[Dr. Marneaus]

i was about to declare the winners and then I saw the last post, so keep the entries coming until the forum clock reaches midnight. I'll post winners tomorrow.

If ANYONE/EVERYONE else wants to submit their votes for who they think should win, then I'll take those into account as well.

THANKS for participating.

Hey man, thanks a ton! I was working on an image, but i had to go out during the day. I was crusing through concord NH, working on my laptop, looking for wireless in traffic, i found some, but not long enough to upload.

anyways.....

How to use www.humidorbeads.com beads...

(edited to add "how to use")

 

[verhoevc]

winner is?
Chris

 

[Allofus123]

What people won't do for a cigar.

Lets see.... as of my posting this guy has 14 posts in which half of those are on this thread promoting his business. ??? :whistling: Admitting in the first post that this was for your own self promoting does not dissapate the smell.

 

[JetDr]

Humidorbead.com, so easy even a idiot can sell them.

Wouldn't that be an idiot? Nevermind. :sign:

 

[aokrongly]

PRACTICAL WINNER

I'll go ahead and throw in a practical one as well... can I win for BOTH funny and practical and get 10? hahahaha.
A practical use for humidorbeads.com 's humidity beads would be to turn an old antique into a closet humidor. Line it with cedar and throw in a couple pounds of beads and you've got yourself a new HUGE humidor for the low cost of beads.
Chris

CREATIVE/HUMEROUS WINNER

Humidors beads are great for non-deadly force home protection. Eat a bowl of them every night and if someone breaks in just jerk off in their general direction and shoot them with the plastic buckshot.

Make sure not to kill the dog on the lonely nights.....

The winners of the humidorbeads.com humidity beads contesthave been PM'ed.

I really liked the late entry picture, but if Hillary wins then I'll have Homeland Security on my ass.

Congrats!!