Okie dokie. Here's the my blind review.
The smoke:
Had to use the camera on my phone, but this covers it pretty well. The size was near 6" (an easy guess for me :laugh:
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) x 46ish (waaaaay bigger than that :thumbs: ).
The foot of the cigar smelled of sweetgrass and tobacco. The cap clipped nicely. Initial flavors were sweetgrass and tobacco, with a bitter finish. A couple blondes sat down across from where I was smoking. One was pretty large, the other sort of medium and forgettable. For some reason, I couldn't shake my attention away from the large girl. She had the most amazing hair. Yeah, that's what I said: hair. It was like watching some girl's head bounce through a Pert commercial. They probably don't even have those commercials anymore, do they? Amazing hair this girl had, and a cute face to benefit upon that. Unlike most fat...I mean big girls nowadays, she had a proportionate body, which means she had very large breasts. Sure enough, off came her little fall jacket and it was breasts and hair for days.
So, if any of you guys plan to relocate to the Twin Cities, and kinda have a thing for big blondes with tremendous ahhh... and really Class A sexy hair... I've got just the girl for you. LMK.
So, the cigar. Well, the first third was quite mild, nearly non-existent besides it's bitter finish. Possibly some kind of Honduran blend. I found the taste to be similar to the Flor de Oliva, which would be my guess if I'd ever seen one in this size.
Into the second third, the body of the cigar becomes more medium in strength, flavor is mostly the same. I'm now thinking there could be some Nicaraguan tobacco here, but not in that Pepin sense. At the half-way point, I can see that the cigar isn't going anywhere else. I tossed it. For a guess, I would have to stay with Flor de Oliva. It's the only thing I've smoked that rang close to this, and sadly, I would not deem this to be an enjoyable cigar; which just goes to show that one man's treasure is another man's dog rocket. So it goes.
What was it? Oliva Serie G. I'm a little surprised, but of course, Serie G... G Smoke... duh. I enjoy the Serie G in the small torpedo size, but this was flat in comparison. The sweetness was from the wrapper obviously. The filler is Nicaraguan. Hmmm. So, what did I learn here today, kids? I guess I learned to stick with the smaller sized G's, and maybe try a fat blonde.