Birthday Contest!

[tomthirtysix]

Porn.

 

[Michal]

Porn.

Hey, You cant count porn in boxes :sign:



Ok, lets say two small desktop humis/travel humis

 

[tomthirtysix]

Porn.

Hey, You cant count porn in boxes :sign:



Ok, lets say two small desktop humis/travel humis

40 Year Old Virgin... he got a big box of porn. Grateful seems a little more off-kilter, so maybe he got 2 boxes. :laugh:

 

[grateful1]

Porn.

Hey, You cant count porn in boxes :sign:



Ok, lets say two small desktop humis/travel humis

40 Year Old Virgin... he got a big box of porn. Grateful seems a little more off-kilter, so maybe he got 2 boxes. :laugh:

I may still be a virgin....but I'm not 40!

 

[Michal]

Porn.

Hey, You cant count porn in boxes :sign:



Ok, lets say two small desktop humis/travel humis

40 Year Old Virgin... he got a big box of porn. Grateful seems a little more off-kilter, so maybe he got 2 boxes. :laugh:

Aha, ok, by porn You mean a movie, I thought its all about the porn genre
Ok, he can have 2 boxes of porn then... if not even 5!

 

[Michal]

Two boxes witch 1 golf ball each... ???

 

[tomthirtysix]

Ammo.

 

[grateful1]

I can see you guys need another hint...


The item is not golf related.

 

[Michal]

so if "not cigars" was a sarcasm, maybe 2 boxes of GoF then ???

 

[slcraiders]

2 boxes of premium beer.

 

[tomthirtysix]

Contact lenses.

 

[preembargo]

X-RAY GLASSES

 

[Blue Dragon]

Happy Birthday!

Hmmm... "Where the water tastes like wine" ... I'm guessing two boxes of Franzia wine!

http://www.franzia.com/

:sign:

 

[grateful1]

Contact lenses.

I knew that was too easy!


Tell us - what was your process for figuring that out?


oh yea...you have to pick up the smokes this Saturday in Hartford - we're having a parade to celebrate your victory! :whistling:

 

[Michal]

contact lenses? ??? Tom! How did You know that? ???




Congrats, I see You are on a contests wining way last days. :thumbs:

 

[tomthirtysix]

Contact lenses.

I knew that was too easy!


Tell us - what was your process for figuring that out?


oh yea...you have to pick up the smokes this Saturday in Hartford - we're having a parade to celebrate your victory! :whistling:

I punched "box of" into google, and kept looking for something obvious that I had missed. And after like ten pages of chocolate, crayons, and rocks, I saw a hit for "two boxes of Daily Wear..." and it dawned on me. I truly felt like an idiot, because it should have been pretty obvious, especially since I wear them. The thing was, I found it like 5 minutes after my ammo guess, so I was sitting there waiting for an hour to go by, hoping no one else would pick it.

And for the parade, I would LOVE to go, especially with Hartford so close, but there's one on the Island on Saturday, and the bar I work at on the weekends is the best one in town, so we will be jammed packed, and I must be there.

Thanks for the contest! :thumbs:

 

[Michal]

Ha! You know what Tom? I was using the same method, found chocolate, hit F5 to see if there is an answer, and saw You won

So, I should have do it earlier and dig deeper

 

[Seavita]

Box1- r7 Superquad
box2- rz cpg irons

 

[Roy R. Frush]

Congrats, Tom! Nice guess, never would have crossed my mind.

I was almost certain Gary had purchased two boxes of thumbtacks to sprinkle on the passenger seat of the golf cart...