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[LarianLeQuella]

spellchezch is
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I wish there was a homonym for spell that had a different spelling than spell. Would have made the little puzzle more difficult.

Ode to a Spell Checker
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.

And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That's why eye brake in two averse
Caws Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

--Author Unknown

 

[northernmoris]

Priceless...

spellchezch is
rated

I wish there was a homonym for spell that had a different spelling than spell. Would have made the little puzzle more difficult.

Ode to a Spell Checker
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.
Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too wine.

And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That's why eye brake in two averse
Caws Eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

--Author Unknown

 

[cpprhead59]

I cannot recommend the Newbie Sampler enough. Check out the thread and go for it if you would like. There are a lot of BOTL's who really go the extra mile in putting togther a nice sampler.

 

[WyoSmoke]

Just received my package from my participation in the Newbie Sampler thread today. Trust me these guys really DO go all out as others have already stated. You won't be disappointed... I'm sure not.

Mike

 

[IrishSaint]

Thanks for the replies. I'm just trying to learn as much as I can about cigars but what I like most about it is that it's not just about good smokes it's about the whole experience every time you sit around with a group of people or alone and enjoy it all. The idea of CP is great but after lurking for a few days it was the people I thought would be fun to interact with.

 

[Dude Love]

Ripping off Wal*Mart is still illegal.

Beyond that, just follow what everyone else has posted, you'll be fine.