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Best story and best lie

cabaiguan juan

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So Ive been asked numerous times by my 5yr old for stories. My best stories were getting my friends truck stuck in snow and having to bivouac in the snow with a guy who grew up in the desert and my best lie was how I built the Panama Canal.
 
My grandpa used to make up stories about two crows named inky and binky. Every crow was them. Just make something up. The other day I was telling my unborn child a story about a miniature giraffe.
 
About 5 years ago I had surgery and was out of work for two weeks. When I came back my students were all asking where I was and I had them believing that I was on a super top secret mission with President Obama.

They believed me for the better part of a year.
 
About 5 years ago I had surgery and was out of work for two weeks. When I came back my students were all asking where I was and I had them believing that I was on a super top secret mission with President Obama.

They believed me for the better part of a year.

You were on a secret mission for President Obama, regarding healthcare.
 
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