Best Caption Contest

[NASTY]

I will stab you in the face with a pencil if you call me a virgin again

 

[mmburtch]

You see all those boards stacked up behind me? I'm gonna break them with my head!

 

[enerjay]

I'll send out a nice little something to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.

enter as many as you like....contest will run until Sunday evening.

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FDA cost taxpayers billions of dollars annually.

 

[Not A Nice Person]

Toupee? What toupee?

~Boar

 

[mmburtch]

You gonna eat that ham? It's raining and I forgot my hat.

 

[NASTY]

Zuckerman's famous pig is now my hat

 

[heftysmokes]

I said a porkpie hat, not a bacon beret!

 

[bilder]

Hello, my name is Jon Caputo and not only am I the president of Puff.com, I am also a Schweinehund.

 

[Petthefish]

Does anyone else smell Bacon?

 

[in2xshp]

Mr. Meat, Taste me..........

 

[Petthefish]

You should see where I put the Sausage!

You don’t want to know what I did to the Ham!

 

[SiriusBlack]

Hitler's Pork Reich....the other white meat.

 

[stogieman]

Do you think I can stack a slice of tomatoe and some lettuce on top as well........

Thanks for the contest Erick........ :thumbs:

 

[trogdor]

on his return from washington dc...Podus was heard to say - their right, that pork does go to your head!

 

[jnknzz]

"F*CK YOU, CHUCK NORRIS!!!"




Derek

 

[gtadroptop]

My new 'doo sizzles.

 

[Fishin345]

I specifically asked for thick sliced maple bacon!

 

[mmburtch]

I'm not just the owner, I'm a client!

 

[enerjay]

Yet another animal rights activist protest gone wrong.[/size]

 

[The Green Monkey]

Dammit, someone beat me to the porkpie hat joke.

"What do you mean, 'there's something on my face?'"