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Beat The Heat

BODY MEETING

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all
the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I
circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste
away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I
process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry
the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow
the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm
responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted
him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got
watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?


The asshole is usually in charge. :thumbs:
 
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TTF!
 
Thanks for the vote of confidence guys. I sent the package off before I saw the Pimp Stick giveaway. Oh well, like I said............another time.

It's on its way to Las Vegas (gregor22) via UPS.

Tracking # 1Z92846X0341797896

Thanks to Triple D for letting me play. I hope the guys down the line enjoy the smokes I put in, and I hope D-Boy enjoys the Host Bag primer (maybe DDD can smoke the whole Host Bag when the little one arrives)!

Pee Pee Dance is now over and I can officialy use the head.

M. Gipson :thumbs:
 
My PeePee dance has just begun. Thanks for the heads up on the Pimp Stick, DDD. It may not last past me. :p
 
First post updated with current line up :thumbs:

Thanks for the host cigar :love: I love suprises
 
Saves postage and doubles as a secret bombing run.. ;)
 
OH, GREGOR22.............

An update on the precious cargo

Tracking # 1Z92846X0341797896
Delivered on: May 7, 2004 11:49 A.M.

Ball's in your court!

Have a great weekend!

M. Gipson :p
 
Takes: #1 Pimp Stick #6 Punch Gran Puro #14 Don Carlos Double Robusto #26 Ashton Double Corona Cedar #31 Camacho SLR Toro Puts: #37 The Griffin’s Piramides (5 ½ x 52) natural #38 Cohiba Robusto (5x50) Dominican #39 Cohiba Extra Vigoroso XV652 (6x52) #40 Series ‘55’ By Victor Sinclair Churchill Blue (8x50) maduro #41 Victor Sinclair Bohemian Red Ginsburg ( 6x50) cuban corojo

Also added a little something for the host and for jphmojo for the host. ;) They are #2 and #3 in the host bag. Thanks DDD, letting many of us newbies in was very gentlemanly of you. I will post the tracking number monday when I get it. Barney's next! :D
 
Track & Confirm

Shipment Details

You entered 0304 0370 0001 9026 8722

Your item was processed and left our SAN RAFAEL, CA facility on May 12, 2004. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

Could be............maybe.............?

M. Gipson
 
OK here goes

Takes

5 Trinidad Robusto
19 La Perla Habana
25 CAO Annie Extreme
29 Gran Habano 5x50
36 El Rico Habano Rico Club Maduro
40 Series 55 By Victor Sinclair Maduro Churchill

Puts

42 Camacho Corojo Double Corona
43 La Vieja Habana The Early Years Red Velvet Double Corona
44 Maria Mancini Magic Mountain Torpedo
45 J.L Salazar Toro
46 La Flor Dominicana DL 700 6 1/2x60
47CAO MX2 Toro

And in the host bag goes a Fuente Work of Art Maduro

Thanks Duane and all...hope it gets back to Looooosiana before the heat hits!

Barney

PS Box will go out in AM. Heads up Nick!
 
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