My wife walked over while I was reading this thread, and asked me what a herf is. I explained it using this one as an example. After asking me a few more questions (such as "do you trust these guys?" ahahahahaha) she suggested we ditch her family that weekend in NC and just drive straight through from Myrtle Beach to W.VA.
Long story short, I'm in, if you'll have me. I'll try to impress AVB with my bourbon choices, and keep good food cooking in my campsite.