Devil Doc
When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
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- Oct 16, 2005
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We've had more than our share of bad health news here at CP lately. So I'd like to share some good news. I had my annual physical last week. The blood work results came in today. Now keep in mind I'm fifty lbs. overweight, don't exercise and eat more than I should, and a whole lot of stuff I shouldn't. In fact, I eat anything I damn well please. Butter, eggs, bacon, dairy, red meat, just to name a few. Well what might you think my combined cholesterol level is? Well I'll tell ya. 143. Yup, that's right. Long distance runners should have it so good. I'm a freakin' medical miracle. I chalk it up to superior Italian genes. This ought to keep my physician off my back for at least five years. And now I think I'll have that BLT, with extra mayo.
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