Alright Stanky Fish... I mean Stan K Phisch

[MadMonk]

That mayo looked pretty chunky

Put the pipe back in the mayo to dissolve it?

 

[Not A Nice Person]

This is all just EPIC.

~Boar

 

[oke&coke]

Can't wait for round 2.

 

[Tall Paul]

Two days really... lol

 

[jbfurdog]

This is hee-larry-ous.

 

[CMontoya79]

Did you try using W-D40? You may be able to borrow a tool from the local hardware store then return it.

 

[Scap]

I feel a trend starting to form.
At this point the mayo can be dropped...it's all about building a container that can't be opened.

I've heard stories/rumors/tall tales about bombs sent in the distant past.

Can't wait to see these devious designs come back to life.

 

[Undegreed]

When I first joined CP, Tall Paul received a bomb that was similar except he got open in a relatively short time...only to find a key. I don't remember what happened after that.

Maybe a circular saw with a metal cutting blade would help Brian????

 

[golfgar]

In a place long ago and not so far away the wrapping method of choice started with concrete and so it has progressed.

Hopefully what's inside the pipe is not grape flavored and that's why the fish was used to mask the odor.

 

[MNBrian]

So when you say fishy mayo, do you mean that there was fish in it or what?

Tuna. Yep.

 

[MNBrian]

In a place long ago and not so far away the wrapping method of choice started with concrete and so it has progressed.

Hopefully what's inside the pipe is not grape flavored and that's why the fish was used to mask the odor.

HAHA. Well Scap? What's in the pipe? Is it grape flavored? Should I give up now and use the pipe as a paperweight after I scrub off the fishy smell?



Today I'll try the double wrench method or put it in a vice in the garage. Ya'll fail to realize that doing this requires going out into Mars-like weather (mostly single digits, although today at noon it should hit a sweltering 20 degrees) and wrenching at it in my garage with frozen tools. Whoever did this has opened Pandora's box...

 

[Succubus]

Tuna. Yep.

Where's the barf face emoticon??

 

[Scap]

HAHA. Well Scap? What's in the pipe? Is it grape flavored? Should I give up now and use the pipe as a paperweight after I scrub off the fishy smell?



Today I'll try the double wrench method or put it in a vice in the garage. Ya'll fail to realize that doing this requires going out into Mars-like weather (mostly single digits, although today at noon it should hit a sweltering 20 degrees) and wrenching at it in my garage with frozen tools. Whoever did this has opened Pandora's box...

If it was a box, I'd say it was Gwen Paltrows head.

 

[MNBrian]

Where's the barf face emoticon??

I admit, it's gonna be hard to eat mayo or tuna for a while... had to wash my hands a number of times just to make the smell go away...

 

[The Black Cloud]

Obviously you need an old priest and a young priest.

 

[Tall Paul]

When I first joined CP, Tall Paul received a bomb that was similar except he got open in a relatively short time...only to find a key. I don't remember what happened after that.

Maybe a circular saw with a metal cutting blade would help Brian????

My caps were welded on...

 

[Tall Paul]

 

[MNBrian]

It certainly doesn't look welded. Just some epoxy and mayo.

Thanks for that video Paul. Can you also send me a self-help book on how to feel more manly?

 

[Succubus]

I admit, it's gonna be hard to eat mayo or tuna for a while... had to wash my hands a number of times just to make the smell go away...

Um ew you just dove in there with no gloves??? What's wrong with you?? Lmao!!

 

[Napa_Smokes]

Did you try using W-D40? You may be able to borrow a tool from the local hardware store then return it.

WD40 won't do anything except make it harder for the pipe wrenches to grip the pipe and make it a bigger mess.

On second thought Yeah try WD40, lots and lots of it.