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Adventures In Home Inspection (Some May Be NSFW)

cohibasurfer said:
I think you are in the bathroom of the person you were a Peeping John to from the neighbors roof.
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Damn Michael! Finally someone figured it out….. 😎

I didn’t even realize they hired me until I saw the inside of the bathroom. It took me a few. The neighbor was talking about all the stuff I found wrong with their home on Facebook, so these people hired me.
 
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Every once in a while I run into someone who has watched too much HGTV and has decided to become a property flip tycoon. You know! The one who thinks he’s a contractor, but can barely figure out how to tie his shoes. Yesterday I spent about and hour and a half extra on my last home thanks to this guy. So many things like outlets wired backwards, plumbing leaks, and weird electrical splices/illegal tapping. But two of the moronic things he did really stood out. One was him using a mylar dryer duct to repair a section of a plumbing vent in the attic. He used exterior window flashing tape to seal the ends. The other was him connecting the upstairs toilet to the hot water supply.
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jfields said:
Every once in a while I run into someone who has watched too much HGTV and has decided to become a property flip tycoon. You know! The one who thinks he’s a contractor, but can barely figure out how to tie his shoes. Yesterday I spent about and hour and a half extra on my last home thanks to this guy. So many things like outlets wired backwards, plumbing leaks, and weird electrical splices/illegal tapping. But two of the moronic things he did really stood out. One was him using a mylar dryer duct to repair a section of a plumbing vent in the attic. He used exterior window flashing tape to seal the ends. The other was him connecting the upstairs toilet to the hot water supply.
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However, I bet that toilet is always clean! Just don’t flush it while I’m in the shower! Lol
 
{tpc} said:
However, I bet that toilet is always clean! Just don’t flush it while I’m in the shower! Lol
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Or have your balls in the water. Wait, that might actually be better than cold water in the bowl!

@jfields You sure he wasn't using this as a spa for his balls? How old was this homeowner?
 
bfreebern said:
Or have your balls in the water. Wait, that might actually be better than cold water in the bowl!

@jfields You sure he wasn't using this as a spa for his balls? How old was this homeowner?
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Lol! No clue! It was a new investor in town I was told. House was empty as he’s flipping it.
 
bfreebern said:
Or have your balls in the water. Wait, that might actually be better than cold water in the bowl!

@jfields You sure he wasn't using this as a spa for his balls? How old was this homeowner?
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Jesus Brandon, I expect tmi out of Jeff, but you! 🤣. Then again maybe you just have a different “setup” than most. Lol.

Get some seat risers man! 🤦‍♂️
 
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