Adventures In Home Inspection (Some May Be NSFW)

[jfields]

Why someone would use self tapping sheet metal screws to secure a dead front cover on an electrical panel full of branch circuit wiring is beyond me. I got the screw about half way out when it started to look like I was arc welding. Sparks, slag, and smoke everywhere. Now excuse me while I go home and change my pants.

 

[jfields]

This one is actually pretty cool!

 

[ConDaddy]

This one is actually pretty cool!
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Did you check the box code? That is a cool find

 

[jfields]

 

[The Black Cloud]

You inspecting your own house?

 

[jfields]

You inspecting your own house?

I’m guessing the wife of the home is Cuban American.
First time I’ve ever seen a real human skull out as decor.

 

[CgarDan]

I’m guessing the wife of the home is Cuban American.
First time I’ve ever seen a real human skull out as decor.
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That’s what happened to the last person questioning her box codes

 

[tone-ny]

I’m guessing the wife of the home is Cuban American.
First time I’ve ever seen a real human skull out as decor.
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Get out!

 

[jfields]

Get out!

Similar to what the realtor said that drew my attention to it. He said “Get the F&%# out of here!!! That thing’s real!!”

I suspect it’s a black man thing, but he was completely wigged out about it and superstitious. I hadn’t even noticed it I was so focused on inspection items.

 

[tone-ny]

Similar to what the realtor said that drew my attention to it. He said “Get the F&%# out of here!!! That thing’s real!!”

I suspect it’s a black man thing, but he was completely wigged out about it and superstitious. I hadn’t even noticed it I was so focused on inspection items.

At least she didn't have an altar built for it with all the Santeria items!!!

 

[jfields]

The things they teach pre school kids these days…. Poor kitty about to get a pounding (on the garage wall of this home I’m at).

 

[Eqwhipped]

Love this thread hahaha!

 

[jfields]

Females don’t have antlers…. No wonder he looks happy.

 

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What in the …..smh…

 

[Nate1977]

Females don’t have antlers…. No wonder he looks happy. View attachment 45265View attachment 45266

Not sure what species the carvings are supposed to be , however female antelope/gazelle have antlers

 

[ggiese]

Drug search warrants would turn up similar “uniqueness “. There was stuff you just look at and think “Why”?! It all adds to the wonderful person I’ve become!!!!

Floyd T

...back in the day (WAY before COVID) I would wear rubber gloves any time I went to a drug house - because nearly always we found those items of "uniqueness". Knowing where they'd been it was the SMART thing to do... LOL

 

[jfields]

Hey lady! I found your missing cat (and possum)!!!! He was hiding in the crawlspace.

 

[CigarStone]

I’m guessing the wife of the home is Cuban American.
First time I’ve ever seen a real human skull out as decor.
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If you can deduce that she is Cuban American, can you tell what he was?

 

[jfields]

He was a white as can be retired Naval Officer (I met him before he left).

 

[TexasTraveler]

Hey lady! I found your missing cat (and possum)!!!! He was hiding in the crawlspace.
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Be there, done that...