A Contest!

[BkCloud114]

5 words or less...... now you're being picky.. LOL

 

[emodx]

How about:

Too damn hot for you

I'm Rck James B!tch

I taught Monica Lewinsky everything

Man up wuss boy

 

[AVB]

Let’s try the blatantly obvious: Gotta light?

 

[Lumberg]

I'm too sexy for cigars

 

[Savage112]

I'm Rick James B!tch

[snapback]191077[/snapback]​

Love it

 

[cigarsarge]

How about "Smoooookin".

Thought of one more. How about "Tastes better than it Smells".

 

[BkCloud114]

I usually suck at things like this, but how about......

Yank my Doodle it's a Dandy

ROFLMAO

 

[PSTAN]

That sounds like a weiner to me :laugh: :laugh:

I usually suck at things like this, but how about......

Yank my Doodle it's a Dandy

ROFLMAO

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[ggiese]

I usually suck at things like this, but how about......

Yank my Doodle it's a Dandy

ROFLMAO

[snapback]191133[/snapback]​

Sorry Tommy - six words!!! :laugh:

(it was good, though)

 

[emodx]

Then I am going to plagarize and say:

Yank my doodle, it's dandy! lol

 

[maltman]

It's a cigar, BIG BOY!

 

[Diesel Grinch]

Ok fixing a few of them. Which is real hard.


Who's looking at the Cigar!

Wonder what else she Smokes?

She's just practicing for later.


New ones:

My Lips. Your Stoggie!

It's all about the size.

Long leaf filler only!

 

[BkCloud114]

I don't see a cigar

What cigar ?

 

[marcsheldon]

veni vedi veci

or

carpe deim

("i came, i saw, i conqured" and "seize the day". for those of you nuckleheads who dont speak spanish.)

 

[emodx]

veni vedi veci

or

carpe deim

("i came, i saw, i conqured" and "seize the day". for those of you nuckleheads who dont speak spanish.)

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Hey knuckle head, that Latin you maroon.

 

[ggiese]

veni vedi veci

or

carpe deim

("i came, i saw, i conqured" and "seize the day". for those of you nuckleheads who dont speak spanish.)

[snapback]191209[/snapback]​

Hey knuckle head, that Latin you maroon.

[snapback]191210[/snapback]​

It's not portugese??? Crap, I'm all confused now....

 

[cletus]

" Yes, I burn it Daily!"

 

[LC-Smoker]

OK....modified and now with less than five words...

"I swallow and inhale!"

 

[cigarsarge]

OK....modified and now with less than five words...

"I swallow and inhale!"

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If she inhales she also vomits. Be carefull with her.

 

[Peekay]

Smoke crap I do not!