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500 Post Contest

Alright, I have read all the answers....I will not post them all because it would take a bunch of posts, but if you want you can look at the answers by plugging them in HERE . The winner is STEVEHAWK!!! here is his winning answer to the Proclaimers 500 Miles

When I hurl yeah I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the beaver who tickles next to you
When I go out yeah I know I`m gonna hurt
I`m gonna hurt the beaver who goes along with you

If I get funky yes I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the beaver who gets funky next to you
And if I smile yeah I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the beaver who`s pontificating to you

But I would smoke 500 miles
And I would smoke 500 more
Just to be the beaver who smoked 69 miles
To fall down at your hang

When I`m working yes I know I`m gonna clam
I`m gonna clam the underarms who`s working funky for you
And when the short and curlies comes in for the work I`ll do
I`ll pass almost every fandruff on to you

When I come home yeah I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the underarms who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I`m gonna float
I`m gonna float the underarms who`s growing old with you

But I would smoke 500 miles
And I would smoke 500 more
Just to be the underarms who landed 69 miles
To fall down at your toilet

When I`m poop-covered yes I know I`m gonna be
I`m gonna be the trouser trout whose poop-covered without Jesus Maximus
When I`m running yes I know I`m gonna cough
cough about the time when I`m with Jesus Maximus.

But I would smoke 500 miles
And I would smoke 500 more
Just to be the trouser trout who twirled 69 miles
To fall down at your toungue

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Congrats to stevehawk, a nd thanks all for playing.

Steve, please PM me your addy and I will get your prize out this week.
 
Thanks for the contest, Leo! I had a helluva week at work so haven't been on much lately. I had no idea I had won this. :laugh:
 
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