10-Lancero Sampler at Jack Schwartz Importer

[JackSchwartz]

So I gave in 1st purchase of the new year. A pimp I shall be.

You should have waited, we're going to run a special next week where we give away a free pimp hat!

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

It would probably be even more awesome if you pulled one out of the cooler and smoked it

Best part of putting the sampler together was the fact I couldn't get the cello back over the cedar-wrapped Anejos. I now have five Anejos sitting at home for me

Now that I've got all my shoveling done I think I might have to step outside and smoke a 46 tonight. Might have to haul an extra cigar outside with me to share with the new friend I made on Tuesday night:

Agreed! As soon as I shake this head cold, a smokin' I will be! :thumbs: Your "friend" doesn't look to happy! Go on and pick him up. He's prolly just cold!!1 :laugh:

Floyd T.

 

[Jsanzone23]

Eric received my package today and I must say first class all the way my friend! Looking forward to doing business again with you!!! Thanks!!

 

[PhatCat]

You have no idea how you're testing my self-control...

 

[JackSchwartz]

You have no idea how you're testing my self-control...

You need to sit down, take a deep breath and ask, "what would Magnum's moustache do?" The answers to all your questions are there, my friend. Just ask Magnum's moustache.

 

[PhatCat]

You have no idea how you're testing my self-control...

You need to sit down, take a deep breath and ask, "what would Magnum's moustache do?" The answers to all your questions are there, my friend. Just ask Magnum's moustache.

Best post ever!

Yes, I've often asked myself WWMD. :blush: Or should it be WWMMD?

Edit, to add: Coincidentally, in my avatar, doesn't it look like Magnum might be smoking a lancero? Hmmm.

 

[JackSchwartz]

It only looks like a lancero because his moustache is so huge. It's all in the perspective. Like if he was standing next to a 1980's Lincoln Town Car, the hugeness of his moustache would make the car look like a Yugo.

 

[PhatCat]

It only looks like a lancero because his moustache is so huge. It's all in the perspective. Like if he was standing next to a 1980's Lincoln Town Car, the hugeness of his moustache would make the car look like a Yugo.

You're killing me! :laugh:

 

[JackSchwartz]

It looks like we should be getting some boxes of Padron Family Reserve No. 45 and No. 44 in both Natural and Maduro. I think our shipment should be here by Wednesday next week. I just added the 44's to our website, they're up for Pre-Order right now.

Have a great weekend.

Eric

 

[Kingantz]

It would probably be even more awesome if you pulled one out of the cooler and smoked it

Best part of putting the sampler together was the fact I couldn't get the cello back over the cedar-wrapped Anejos. I now have five Anejos sitting at home for me

Now that I've got all my shoveling done I think I might have to step outside and smoke a 46 tonight. Might have to haul an extra cigar outside with me to share with the new friend I made on Tuesday night:

Agreed! As soon as I shake this head cold, a smokin' I will be! :thumbs: Your "friend" doesn't look to happy! Go on and pick him up. He's prolly just cold!!1 :laugh:

Floyd T.

We gots friends like this 'round where we live, but we call 'em supper.

 

[JackSchwartz]

Possum stew! Isn't that an old Traffic song?

 

[Kingantz]

Possum stew! Isn't that an old Traffic song?

And a six pack of Bud! I dunno though, Possum is kinna too greasy for my palate. :laugh:

 

[JackSchwartz]

Possum stew! Isn't that an old Traffic song?

And a six pack of Bud!

I dunno though, Possum is kinna too greasy for my palate.

If I had enough Bud I guess I wouldn't really care how greasy the possum is

Where I grew up we had a dentist down the street that would cook up squirrel.

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Possum stew! Isn't that an old Traffic song?

And a six pack of Bud!

I dunno though, Possum is kinna too greasy for my palate.

If I had enough Bud I guess I wouldn't really care how greasy the possum is

Where I grew up we had a dentist down the street that would cook up squirrel.

Ain't nothin wrong with squirrel, if ya fix it right. Squirrel gravy and biscuits!!! Ummmmmmm!!! :thumbs:

 

[stogieman]

Now you guys are making me hungry and it's only 0540 in the morning....... :thumbs:

 

[Kingantz]

Grandma always overcooked the squirrel, lot 'a times to where it was burnt black. Prolly woulda been good if not for that.

 

[jfields]

Roadkill Recipes*

We are greatly saddened by how many of our furry little friends we see flattened along our roadways on a typical daily drive to work. In a well-intentioned effort to turn those frowns around, we have proposed a tasteful end for those unfortunate creatures who wanted nothing more in life than to learn what might lie on the other side of the road. We think that they would have wanted it that way.




Pennsylvania Possum Pot Pie
(Often served to unsuspecting bed-and-breakfast tourists in Amish country)

Five-pound possum, cut into serving pieces; water; salt; 12 peppercorns; two ribs celery, chopped; two carrots, quartered; one onion; two cups flour; four egg yolks; six tablespoons hot water
Place possum in kettle. Add water to cover, salt to taste, peppercorns, celery, carrots and onion. Simmer until possum is thoroughly tender, about two hours. Strain broth and pour into clean kettle. Simmer while preparing remaining ingredients. Remove possum from bones. Discard bones and skin. Cut possum into bite-size pieces. Sift flour and one-half teaspoon salt together onto board. Make well in center and put egg yolks into it. Gradually work yolks into flour until stiff dough is formed, adding hot water as needed. Knead until smooth, about five minutes. Cut dough in half. Roll each half until paper thin. Cut dough into noodles about one inch wide. Add possum to simmering broth. Gradually add noodles. Continue boiling until noodles are done, about five minutes.
Serves eight to twelve.

 

[JackSchwartz]

That's sounds really good. Homemade broth, homemade noodles....mmmm, mmmm good! I've seen beef broth, vegitable broth, and chicken broth, maybe we can strike it rich and market a possum broth.




I noticed I forgot to mention the prices for the Padron cigars we have coming in. The Padron #45's are $25.80/ea. and $258 for the box of 10. The #44's are $30.80/ea. and $308 for the box of ten.

Hope everyone had a great weekend!

Eric

 

[seadub]

Got one more deal to show you folks. The Great Fuente Blizzard of 2010 will drop over 60 inches of rare Arturo Fuente cigars on your doorstep. No shoveling is required...just smoking. The Fuente Blizzard gets you one each of:

Anejo #46
Anejo #48
Anejo #49
Anejo #50
Anejo #55
Hemingway Classic Maduro
Hemingway Signature Maduro
Hemingway Masterpiece Maduro
Hemingway Untold Story Maduro

You will also receive a free 10-count Cigar Caddy travel humidor. The set goes for $114.

Is it still snowing or did it end ???

 

[JackSchwartz]

Still snowing, but just barely. That is unless you're heading over to the Quad State Herf, sounds like those folks are going to have to snowshoe in to the event

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I've got enough cigars for about three more Blizzards and then these are going to be done.

Thanks,
Eric