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  1. mmburtch

    It pays the bills..

    Got fired by my wife after 13 years as a stay at home dad. I was able to take ten years of home roasting and parlay it into a micro-roastery coffee shop, where I serve as head roaster, lead barista, janitor and still don't get paid. It's tough being arm candy, but somebody has to do it.
  2. mmburtch

    Happy Birthday, CMontoya!

    Happy Bday Ceaser
  3. mmburtch

    Going to court

    Were you in a vehicle or just a Nene crossing the road?
  4. mmburtch

    Chemiste

    Seems like a waste of a perfectly good meth lab.
  5. mmburtch

    What coffee did you drink today?

    They're still trying to get the smell of Missouri out of Rocky Mountain National Park.
  6. mmburtch

    How long will this Pass take Pass!

    If it comes to me, I will remove the humidity device and send it to Phoenix.
  7. mmburtch

    How long will this Pass take Pass!

    Search is your friend
  8. mmburtch

    Happy birthday MMBurtch

    Thanks all. Another year another prostrate exam.
  9. mmburtch

    Colonoscopy~

    I had one foot of my colon removed. The only regret is not pre-negotiating with my GI doc for a 20% discount on all future colonoscopies.
  10. mmburtch

    Mail question

    I just file a change of address for them. The ex wife loves getting mail.;)
  11. mmburtch

    I know I’ve been away...

    A thread got hijacked? That's so not like this place. :rolleyes:
  12. mmburtch

    I know I’ve been away...

    How did the baby get in your tummy mommy?
  13. mmburtch

    I know I’ve been away...

    Congrats! Is Josh showing yet?
  14. mmburtch

    Smoking multiple cigars in a day

    Oh, the things @jfields body can handle...
  15. mmburtch

    How long will this Pass take Pass!

    Guess the date this pass moves to the completed forum?
  16. mmburtch

    How long will this Pass take Pass!

    Shit, I went into the gas station to pay and when I came out the pass was gone. Nothing on the seat but a Click and Ship receipt.
  17. mmburtch

    What coffee did you drink today?

    That works well for the peaberries, but the Pacamara beans seem to get stuck in the smaller alpacas.
  18. mmburtch

    What coffee did you drink today?

    Or the Peru. It's been pre=digested by llamas
  19. mmburtch

    What is your favorite curse word?

    This shit is none of your fucking business. You're all a bunch of fucking pansies with sand in your twats!
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