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William! My man! What is up brother?! I hope life is treating you well and things are good. This is my favorite time of year, of course, because I love to take care of my favorites and somehow you made that list! Maybe I should double check my list.....oh well, for whatever reason, you are...

Mr. @Gator - you are in luck this year ! Your name has been moved to the "nice" list ! Congratulations ! So, tell Santa what's on your Christmas wish list. I have to tell you that we have already ran out of ponies, but there are several consolation gifts, such as this nice pet cat...

Santa’s ridin’ through the snow, On his sleigh, he’s ready to go. But there’s one thing he needs to know, A question for Aalvord2, just so. Hey Aalvord2, tell me true, What cigars do you want, in your Christmas crew? I’ll fly from pole to pole, Just to find that perfect roll. Santa’s got his...

@CBoukal let it slip that you have a birthday coming up soon so this should be an extra special Christmas season for you. Tell Santa about yourself. What do you like to smoke? What does Mrs Ben like to do? Does she play pickle ball? Cook? Knit? And what of kids and pets? Got any of...

Now Jon, there's no need to be shy! Wiggle on down into my welcoming lap, then wiggle some more just for fun, and tell me what you like (or don't). Maybe you're a broadleaf guy - once you go black you never go back! Maybe you're a size queen - gotta hit both sides so the bigger the better...

Puff the Magic Dragon The fat man calls to you Jesus Joseph and Mary Or Peter Paul and Mary What fillings of the stocking shall I do? Santa needs your help with a list And the big man needs it stat! My list is short on patience But cooperation can help that What brands or varieties of cigars...

Ho ho H2O @Eqwhipped Elves have been telling me stories that you have quite a scientific mind. Plus you are responsible for keeping us safe from some weird gas explosions. That definitely puts you in the good camp - no coal for you Now for the fun stuff. Tell me what cigars inspire you to...

It’s that time of year again @JoeMO ! Ol’ Santa needs to get those little bastards elves working on filling Christmas lists, and your name came up next! So tell this cantankerous, forgetful, fat old man what you’re into! Are there certain sticks that you just love? Is there a particular leaf...

Ho Ho Ho, merry Christmas! @Pugman1943 are you one of those kids that screamed like a baby when you sat on my lap? You look familiar… Anyway, how about a nice football? Or, I have a Red Ryder BB gun with your name on it! Don’t shoot your eye out! Kid, you need to hurry up, the store is about...

Hohoho, ‘tis the season to be merry. My elves tell me that @wrussell46 has been a good little boy this year. Come hop up on Santa’s lap and tell him what your Christmas wishes are. Don’t worry about that bulge in my pants…it’s just a cigar, I promise. What cigars have you been enjoying this...

Ho ho ho and Merry Christmas, Wyatt! @Brickhouse So, have you been a good little member this year, or have you been sneaking in a few naughty puffs when Santa isn’t looking? I think I already know the answer, but I’ll let you spill the beans... or should I say spill the ash? I see you've been...

@cabaiguan juan I have a special spot in my lap just for you! Why don't you come on over and tell Santa what you want for Christmas? And when you aren't smoking those nasty, stinky cigars, what else do you like to do? Or maybe you have kids that need constantly entertained? A long-suffering...

HOHOHO @Cparker and a Merry Christmas to you. It's that time of year where I've been eating everything in sight and growing my beard extra long and white. Everyone at the North Pole has been putting in extra hours to make this the best Christmas ever! What say you? What can I do to make this...

@rbbrock Have you been a good boy this year? What would you like Santa to get for you? Any interest's or hobbies you or the family have that Santa should know about?

So have you been a good little boy? What can Santa bring you to make you happy? Is there a misses and/or little aquiring93? What would they like if so? What do you enjoy drinking.

I don't know who this guy Gary is, but it took me weeks to find that damn ashtray, and you're giving him props! F*ck him. Smh. Guess what you're getting this year for Christmas? 💩

<makes a note on the naughty list> 🎅🏻

Happy birthday Ben

Santa went. Maybe you should have picked a job with better international travel, like mine.

I won!