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@PaulTra Santa knows if you been naughty or nice this year! What he doesn’t know is what cigars you may be itching for. I see a lot of black works in the line up as of late, is there anything specific you may be wanting?

I cannot for the life of me find the list with your name on it @wingman1974, but I do know the Misses gave me one freebie this year to move a name from the Naughty List to the Nice List, and I choose you! Santa knows about your smoking activities, so no need to play coy. Do you need a refill...

Damn CgarDan wasn't kidding. But no blonde for him. It'd get him shot.

@modo22 !!!! When your done sleeping off the turkey and booze, come let Santa know what you'd like for Christmas, in addition to Alka-Seltzer, Gatorade and a bloody mary.

Thank you Joseph for making such a nice list! I have instructed my best elfin rollers to cease production on your Gurkhas and White Owls (which are Santa’s favorites) to concentrate on these lesser quality cigars that I’ve never heard of! Oh, I had to refer to my Google machine to find out...

Damn, maybe I should send ammo?

Let’s see Chester, I have a Tim Walz blow up doll that I was going to send to Dug Emhoff, but can redirect to you. Santa has cigars, not sure about the other items, Santa tends to avoid WalMart, they’re still butthurt over Rudolph dropping a deuce on a cash register (it was a bet with Blitzer)...

Hey Dawg, Santa needs some help with your list and I will need to use my helpers to deliver your gifts this year since I am no longer allowed in the state of Florida!! No matter how crazy that state is, they have some weird protection laws on selling reindeer parts for things other than...

That shit looks like my sleigh.

@modo22 / Benjamin, at this rate, how much coal do you want?

Or so I’m told, any truth to that @drunkfish3? I’d say come sit on my lap, but Santa doesn’t want you to get the wrong idea, and yes, that is a gun in my pocket, Santa got robbed last year, in the White House of all places, President Biden ain’t getting his wish, but we all know that already...

@Pugman1943 what’s the matter, did your tongue get stuck to a flag pole!? I’m going to get the “major award” ready for you…

Wait...so this kid thinks posted a pick of a big tittied blonde in cut offs will distract me ???!!! Well it worked. Where's the Santa's Helpers thread?

Merry Christmas CgarDan , Santa wants to know if there is anything paticular you may be looking for? Santa needs some ideas so I can put these damn elves to work. What might you be sipping on these days? Do you have any hobbies you enjoy? Is there a misses around that would like something...

OH HO! HO! HO! I can work with this! I just may have to move you to the nice list after all! I'll get the elves to work some of their magic. Maybe I convince those bastards to mail it too and then I wont have to do shit! HAHAHA!!! Either way Mr Smart Ash Ass Man Santa will be nice this year and...

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HoHoHo. Here at the North Pole, we don't get out much. What's an isom ?

So from your response, this could be grape white owls. What ring gauges do you prefer? Is/are there stick you have wanted to try but have not? And, what does "full strength" mean to you? Cause on this board, full strength could be a Macanudo for some or a Padron for others. I mean, "green"...

Okay Mr. @Pugman1943 I see you’re going to make me work at this… Do you have a cigar wish list? Do you enjoy a sip or two of the sauce? What’s your flavor? Do you enjoy reading? Do you need any lighters, cutters, ash trays, etc? Give me something to work with here kid…

HO! HO! HO! With a name like @Smart Ash you either know a lot about about burnt up remains, or you think you're clever and trying to avoid my naughty list. HO! HO! HO! Either way come sit on my lap and tell ol Santa more about ya. What ya into? What kind of cigars do you like? Any you hate...