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I wouldn't know.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
A man is chatting with a lady at a social event and she says "you smell good, what are you wearing" The man says "I think it's called Come To Me ...... smells like come to me .... does it smell like cum to you?"
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
A man is out of town on business when he gets a call that his wife has been in a bad car accident. He gets the next flight home and goes straight to the hospital where he meets the doctor. The doc tells the man his wife will live but she will need 24 hour care, he will have to feed her, bath her, wash her, clean up after her, etc. The man breaks down and tells the doc "Oh my God, I am not capable of this, I am not a strong enough man to do this, I know I am going to fail my beloved wife!"
The doc slaps him on the back and says "I'm just fuckin with ya, she's dead"
The doc slaps him on the back and says "I'm just fuckin with ya, she's dead"