Ho ho ho! As always Dan, you've made the nice list so Santa is has something coming your way! Rudolph is drunk off his though, so you might want to look after him movements. 9505 5158 7576 5347 0912 24.

Ho ho ho! 🎅 I’m currently on the run and making a mad dash across the globe, but don’t you worry—I’ve got my elves hustling faster than reindeer on Christmas Eve. They’re out tracking down some very important items just for you and should have them in hand early this week. Once those elves...

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You've been a patient one, MX! Your gift is packed and ready, keep watch! 9405 5301 0935 5254 6177 54

Merry Christmas, @Pugman1943! The two elves on the shelves near you sent me a fax that your package has arrived.

Btw, your package has made it to Nebraska, so hopefully you'll see it Monday or Tuesday.

Mr. Joe! Once this snow clears, my partner elves will be able to get your bags sent this weekend! Hope it makes it safely, I poked alot of holes in the bag.

We may be from the North Pole, but that cold weather you have coming this weekend is a big no-fly zone for my reindeer homies. We'll be flying down your way on Monday. Wouldn't want your stocking stuffers to freeze to death.

Alright, Shane my boy! Putting the finishing touches on this and it should fly this weekend. Stay tuned...

@TexEagle , your Ghurkas are snugly packed up and flying today! However, the sleigh is in the shop for some last minute runner waxing, and I haven’t gotten my red suit back from the cleaners. Don’t worry though, I’ll just grab my backup sleigh and suit!

@Eqwhipped Alright, Santa has picked something out of the bag and loaded it in the slay!

Apparently due to my volume of presents, yours is taking a bit longer then I wished. Do not worry though, I have my best elf on it to make sure it gets to you.

Well Behike, Dasher, Prancer, Donner and Blitzin successfully unionized the reindeer to the point that they only work Christmas Eve. CBoukal grichingly stated the package must fly by Dec 15. So I must rely on the elves at the USPS to do the delivery. Hoping I was able to get it out before any...

HOHOHO, @cabaiguan juan or Jon Elliott with 2 T's, Santa is hard at work getting your gifts in order. Everything is accounted for with one minor problem. The power mini bike for your lovely children might have to wait until next year. Otherwise, I hope to get everything wrapped up in the next...

Well Joe, take two days off from looking ( with pay ). My associates at UPS tell me Friday you may resume looking. The ( number please? ) is: 1Z832 EX2 12084 50946 Since you seem to have abundant wildlife in your area, it may come on the back of a large turtle. Holiday wishes, Santa