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Why dogbees?

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Geraldo Beedog's new book now available in the FOXTOID store for $29.95
 
Why dog bees you say?

Dog Bees are erternal. They are the very essence of life and are praised most amoung all creatures. Unlike the Unicorn, the Dog Bee (or Latin Dogus Beximus) is in fact magical. In addition, if you ever find a dogbee, and I mean a real one, they will grant you every wish you ever ask of them, for they are all powerful. If a Dog Bee and a ninja were to fight for example, the dog bee would kick the ninjas ass every time. You may say "But ninjas have stars and swords", but you will never understand the weapon a Dog Bee has.

Killing ninjas, granting wishes, and being the most powerful creature ever...that ladies and gentlemen is "Why Dog Bees".


Ah...You forgot about Chuck Norris
 
Lions in the street and roaming
BeeDogs in heat, rabid, foaming
A beast caged in the heart of a city

I am the BeeDog King. I can do anything.
 
Just kill this damn thread, the guy who started it and the damn dogbees too. :angry:
 
I think we can be fairly certain beelama, beefox and superdog are allied with beedogs. I am curious about where beegirl hides her stinger. Maybe AVB can have a bee-cigargirl series...
 
I think we can be fairly certain beelama, beefox and superdog are allied with beedogs. I am curious about where beegirl hides her stinger. Maybe AVB can have a bee-cigargirl series...

Beecareful Ray...

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Just kill this damn thread, the guy who started it and the damn dogbees too. :angry:

Ray, I hereby challenge you to do a Bee costumed cigar girl theme! ;)


Oh my, that is a hell of a challenge. I wonder how many hours and ounces poured this would take.


I know you got excited when you read the above posts, Matt. You probably have personalized bee-striped thongs in your drawer. :laugh: This is your opportunity
 
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