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Maybe NSFW Best Condom Commercial

Nah, the best condom commercials are the training films I used to show Marines and sailors. Just ask 'em. They'll make you want to give up sex and take matters into your own hands, for a little while.

Doc.
 
Devil Doc said:
Nah, the best condom commercials are the training films I used to show Marines and sailors. Just ask 'em. They'll make you want to give up sex and take matters into your own hands, for a little while.

Doc.
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Now why do you have to go and ruin a perfectly good topic with bad memories? I almost got those images out of my head! THANKS! :p
 
When I was a young Doc, I had a very famous patient. I can't tell you his name because I would be violating my oath, but he was portrayed in a famous WWII movie. He died on my watch of Tertiary syphilis. He couldn't talk, didn't know who he was or where he was, had lost all his hair and was a shadow of his former self. I so much wanted to get to know that sailor. If you're going to fuck around, wear your goddamed rubbers.

Doc.
 
Devil Doc said:
When I was a young Doc, I had a very famous patient. I can't tell you his name because I would be violating my oath, but he was portrayed in a famous WWII movie. He died on my watch of Tertiary syphilis. He couldn't talk, didn't know who he was or where he was, had lost all his hair and was a shadow of his former self. I so much wanted to get to know that sailor. If you're going to fuck around, wear your goddamed rubbers.

Doc.
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Damn Doc...way to weigh in on the jovial topic of STDs with such a tale...

But fellas, jokes aside, ol' Doc is right on the money. Wear a friggen rubber. If you don't, the BEST you can hope for is getting a q-tip shoved up your pee-hole just for a test. It goes downhill from there.
 
stlboarder said:
Devil Doc said:
Nah, the best condom commercials are the training films I used to show Marines and sailors. Just ask 'em. They'll make you want to give up sex and take matters into your own hands, for a little while.

Doc.
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Now why do you have to go and ruin a perfectly good topic with bad memories? I almost got those images out of my head! THANKS! :p
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Amen brother.......I'm still scared for life........

MiamiCubano said:
Devil Doc said:
When I was a young Doc, I had a very famous patient. I can't tell you his name because I would be violating my oath, but he was portrayed in a famous WWII movie. He died on my watch of Tertiary syphilis. He couldn't talk, didn't know who he was or where he was, had lost all his hair and was a shadow of his former self. I so much wanted to get to know that sailor. If you're going to fuck around, wear your goddamed rubbers.

Doc.
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Damn Doc...way to weigh in on the jovial topic of STDs with such a tale...

But fellas, jokes aside, ol' Doc is right on the money. Wear a friggen rubber. If you don't, the BEST you can hope for is getting a q-tip shoved up your pee-hole just for a test. It goes downhill from there.
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of course lets not forget the 1000cc of active penicilin they jam into a cheek......comes out like peanut butter
 
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