SamClemmons
eloquent absurdity
- Joined
- Dec 6, 2001
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Stalker! I don't know how many times I have to say this but here it is one more time before I get a restraining order. Brian, I was happilly married till you started this nonsense... well sorta, I love my wife but she doesn't like me very much. She bought me a Sony PRS-505 in an effort to curb interaction between us and ecourages my cigar habit, thinking, and rightly so, that I shut up in a general sort of way when I'm smoking one. But I digress, your gifts (sweet and simple ones at first) have grown in complexity to the point of emasculation. My wife thinks I'm out spending money and won't believe that I'm a victim of a stalker. The first words out of her mouth are "now what did you buy?", her next words are "here, have a cigar (plugs one into my gop) let me light that for you, where's your book? Why don't you go read?" To which I respond, "Hi". Anyway, STOP IT.
Thanks.
Have a cigar.
Where's your book?
Why don't you go read.
NA
Thanks.
Have a cigar.
Where's your book?
Why don't you go read.
NA