markmarksman
Member
I have no freakin clue! What I do know is that finding this brotherhood won't up the odds a 3rd go around. Man, the sacrifices we make!
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How to stay married!
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ilcchef2
Member
I'm on my third wife...THAT'S how I stay married!!!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
It's a proven fact that marriage is the leading cause of divorce. Accept the facts and live accordingly 
MTovarez
Michael
I enjoy meeting young couples who think that their feelings of love will keep them together. My wife and I have been together for 10 years (married for 2 1/2) and we've learned compromise, forgiveness, and dedication are more important than feeling the "love". If you do those things then you really start to feel love.
Ex. I buy a 5ver of Padron's from Israel that I probably shouldn't have...she forgives me...true love! :love:
Ex. I buy a 5ver of Padron's from Israel that I probably shouldn't have...she forgives me...true love! :love:
gtadroptop
You can't make this stuff up
Separate checking accounts and a comfortable couch. Having a camp close enough to drive to work every day helps, too.
mysterea
New Member
For us it's all about communication. We talk out things to the point of near puking, but we get it sorted out in time.
Oh, and just as an aside, not being a man of words, often it's agony. Sadly, it's nessesary, and it works.
Oh, and just as an aside, not being a man of words, often it's agony. Sadly, it's nessesary, and it works.
Same here bro.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Isn't it amazing the things we do to ourselves :laugh:
Does owning a vice mean that you have to put your nuts in it and spin the handle ???
thatsonofa
New Member
Im not married but Im sure that the biggest obstacle is knowing when to admit you are wrong, which us guys dont have to worry about because we are never wrong.... 
junkman_56
cigar smokin' caver
I've been married for 24 years and trust me, it's the wife who is NEVER wrong.Im not married but Im sure that the biggest obstacle is knowing when to admit you are wrong, which us guys dont have to worry about because we are never wrong....
Anything else leads to hours of discussion.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
At some in a your girls life they are abducted by MAM (Mothers Against Men) and they are instructed in the below characteristic traits.
1. Your answers are the only ones that count
2. You must provide all answers, even a question asked by a man, of a man.
3. You talk, he listens
4. You are always right
5. If he indicates that you may be wrong, the following three steps must immediately be put into action
1. Tell him he's wrong and walk away
2. If it appears that you "could" have been mistaken, cry.
3. If it is proven that you "were" wrong, simply say "whatever" and walk away.
At the end of this abduction they are sworn to secrecy and must sign an oath, in blood, that they will uphold these traditions. From this point forward, they bleed every 28 days to remind them of the oath they signed in blood!
1. Your answers are the only ones that count
2. You must provide all answers, even a question asked by a man, of a man.
3. You talk, he listens
4. You are always right
5. If he indicates that you may be wrong, the following three steps must immediately be put into action
1. Tell him he's wrong and walk away
2. If it appears that you "could" have been mistaken, cry.
3. If it is proven that you "were" wrong, simply say "whatever" and walk away.
At the end of this abduction they are sworn to secrecy and must sign an oath, in blood, that they will uphold these traditions. From this point forward, they bleed every 28 days to remind them of the oath they signed in blood!
JayDee
McLovin
t-minus 4months until my D-Day
thatsonofa
New Member
HAHA!!!
sack
'From man's sweat and God's love, beer came to be.
Seems as though the answers to all your married questions have been answered. When we first got married i worked all the time and was made to feel as though i was the boss. Now i'm retired and have come to the realization that i'm too old for the dating game and the wife has learned a lot more then i realized. I now have all the answers, all i have to do is ask her. :laugh:
regor1
New Member
You know why divorce costs so much?
Because it's worth it............
Because it's worth it............
gtadroptop
You can't make this stuff up
I've been married for 24 years and trust me, it's the wife who is NEVER wrong.Im not married but Im sure that the biggest obstacle is knowing when to admit you are wrong, which us guys dont have to worry about because we are never wrong....
Anything else leads to hours of discussion.
You call it 'discussion'? :laugh: