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Mission Impossible

jfields

jfields

Where did all my money go?
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Your mission, Mr. Fields, should you choose to accept it, is to remove the cigar and tube intact from the bomb. I should warn you that it is in a glass tube pressurized with a biological agent. So, beating on it is not the best idea. Should the agent be released, all tobbacco plants on the face of the planet will wither and die.

If you should manage to remove the cigar and tube intact, I will send you part two of this device. Pictures are mandatory to show progress and if the mission was successful.

If you choose not to accept this mission then your prize is the cigar in the block however, if you are up to it the second device is something to strive for.

GOOD LUCK!................................This message will self destruct in five seconds.

Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh, Buh................Na, Na, Na..........Na, Na, Na. > To the tune of MI theme song<


Looks like just a normal harmless box.
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Ahh! The evil Genuis Dr. AVB, I should have known he had a hand in this.
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I look way cooler than Mysterea and Tom Cruise combined!
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Steady now! I know this madman likes Booby Traps.............Never know with those crazy Marines. :sign:
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Whew! This is a tough mission. Been working on this for an hour now. Have to be careful though.......One mistake and it's all over for the BOTL way of life.
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So far so good! I see the end coming!
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Man! I almost had to go change my pants. Trying to cut the wire booby trap I lost my grip and dropped the bomb. No damage though, only to my fingers. Looks like downtown Baghdad.
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Command, Mission succesful. I am ready for MI 2. Man, saving the world is tough!
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Edited for spelling
 
I couldn't make out the sticks? I was trying to figure out what the prize was for digging through all the rubble!! That was very impressive on both parts!!

Konichiwa bitches,

Quade
 
Very nice AVB! And nice disarming. After I tackled the epoxy/resin tonight I was going come up with another scheme. And this is close to what I was thinking. Now I'll have to get really creative. WTG AVB!!!!
 
HAHAHAHA!

I only sent the one stick in this package since I didn't know how much abuse they would be subjected too. If he was successful I was going to send out the actual prize.

A little something will be coming your way, you earned it :p
 
This is fairly innocuous so I hope John won't mind posting part of his PM to me last night.


jfields:
My wife calls me on my way home from work. "You have a package from somone named AVB." "Oh, really! Cool.........I hear his bombs are the shiznit."

"Well I think it has concrete in it. I sent Catherine (our 11 year old) in the Post to get it and, it was so heavy they would not let her carry it. She had to come and get me. Dust flew out of the seams when I set it on the counter." The Postal worker rolled his eyes at her and said whoever sent that Flat Rate box got their moneys worth
 
All of you who read this thread, I know you were humming the Mission impossible theme song.


Come on.......Admit it, you know you were. :thumbs: :laugh:
 
Blue Dragon said:
Very nice AVB! And nice disarming. After I tackled the epoxy/resin tonight I was going come up with another scheme. And this is close to what I was thinking. Now I'll have to get really creative. WTG AVB!!!!
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AVB very nice, the bare feet well NOT GOOD. However you did complete your mission.

I wonder how Cory,and Brad are coming along with there mission. :whistling:
 
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