Actual Newspaper Ad

[lordlister]

TFF!

Let that be a lesson to all of the newlyweds (yes, I'm also a newlywed...just not for the first time)...."Do whatever the F** you want" means...."Do it and you will regret it for the rest of your life."

In the last 2 weeks, you're posts heavily influenced my decision to try smaller ring guage cigars. This had opened up a new world of cigars for me, and now I'm hooked.

Todays words of wisdom will keep me out of the doghouse if I can just remember them. Where do I send the check for the aforementioned consultations? However, I'm not sure I can afford your hourly rate.

 

[countikon]

Dern women will do that to you.

 

[smokelaw1]

TFF!

Let that be a lesson to all of the newlyweds (yes, I'm also a newlywed...just not for the first time)...."Do whatever the F** you want" means...."Do it and you will regret it for the rest of your life."

In the last 2 weeks, you're posts heavily influenced my decision to try smaller ring guage cigars. This had opened up a new world of cigars for me, and now I'm hooked.

Todays words of wisdom will keep me out of the doghouse if I can just remember them. Where do I send the check for the aforementioned consultations? However, I'm not sure I can afford your hourly rate.

I'm humbled that my thoughts and opinions made sense (let alone a difference!)
As for staying out of the doghouse...if in 10 years, you still haven't seen the inside of your pooch palace, the canine condo, hound hotel, etc...then I'll be impressed.

As for the check...as a lawyer, hourly rate for the firm, it would be $375 an hour. Fortunately, I am not licensed in your state. Also fortunately , my fee as a loud-mouthed, not-anywhere-close-to even being a know-it-all, wanna-be a Connoisseur cigar freak handing out advice that very few want, and even less listen to....well, I bill out at a much cheaper rate...

 

[LilBastage]

A radio show out of St. Paul called this guy a couple of weeks ago when the ad first surfaced. He is completely and totally done for. His wife has him so afraid of her that any purchase over $20 must be discussed and if it is not he is in BIG trouble. (this was before he bought the bike)

He tried to talk her into the bike for several weeks talking about the gas savings and such. She finally got tired of him asking and just told him to do whatever he wanted. He apparently took that as permission (quite the mistake!).

Basically he has been completely neutered and tried to pull a fast one. It's the first (and probably last) time he has gone on his own and bought anything.

I feel really bad for this guy, he's completely lost...

 

[Dickson]

I saw that ad posted at work, with an actual picture of the bike. Personally, I think the guy needs to grow some balls. :0