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Would You Like to Share a Joke or Riddle?

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knightlaird

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Greetings! Here's one: Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? Good question. Please tell us your joke or riddle. Regards, knightlaird :laugh:
 
A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too I didn't know we had a choice."
 
Saved the world I did... I expect a cigar. Think I had 2 or 3 minutes left. All of the codes had a sequence or pattern but I didn't see anything on the last one when you have to cut the red or black wire. Seems like you just have a 50/50 at that point.....

Cool little game. Will have fun challenging my son with that one.
 
Allofus123 said:
Saved the world I did... I expect a cigar. Think I had 2 or 3 minutes left. All of the codes had a sequence or pattern but I didn't see anything on the last one when you have to cut the red or black wire. Seems like you just have a 50/50 at that point.....

Cool little game. Will have fun challenging my son with that one.
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The last one you can use a graphics program to figure out what the color is based on the color code on the top panel. Took me about the same - damned PITA :p
 
A cute blonde is flying down the interstate in her BMW and gets pulled over by….a cute blonde Highway Patrol officer. The Patrol lady walks up to her and says “May I see your license..??” The blonde driver is nervous and fumbles around in her glove box, and hands the officer her registration. “No, miss, I need your driver’s license” says the officer. Even more flustered, the driver fumbles around some more and hands the officer her proof of insurance. “NO, miss, it’s the one with your PICTURE ON IT” says the blonde highway patrol lady. Now really stressed out, the blonde driver fumbles some more, finds a small pocket mirror, sees her “picture” in it, and hands this to the blonde highway patrol lady.

The blonde patrol lady examines if for a few seconds, and hands it back saying “…thank you, miss, you may go. I didn’t realize you were a police officer.”

wO0t...!! B.B.S.
 
celt said:
why are "Therapist" and "The Rapist" so close?
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That reminds me of the last episode of Arrested Development, when the guy sold himself as a cross between an Analyst and a Therapist and had business cards printed up proclaiming him as an Analrapist.
 
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