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What up Dawgie!

Secret Santa

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Hey Dawg, Santa needs some help with your list and I will need to use my helpers to deliver your gifts this year since I am no longer allowed in the state of Florida!! No matter how crazy that state is, they have some weird protection laws on selling reindeer parts for things other than eating...nevermind, I shouldn't talk about it until the lawsuit is final.

What does your heart desire this year? Anything special you are looking for or enjoy the most?
 
Dawg is one of the best in the pound! Treat him well Santa!
 
OH!, I been bit by this dawg Santa, better treat him right cause he has a good memory, and us dawgs have to stick together.
 
Ho Ho Ho Santa! Thank you for putting me on your list, I wasn’t sure if I would make it this year!

I’ll try to make this easy for you so your little helpers can sneak in and out of here under the radar.

Likes:
  • Vitola: Toro(ish) down to corona , and I’ve had a few lanceros lately that I really liked
  • Medium to full sticks
  • I usually lean towards maduro wrappers, especially San Andrés, but I’m always eager to try different things so I can expand my knowledge.
  • Marcas: Some that have risen to the top for me are Tatuaje (especially Tuxtla), Black Label/Black Works, Fuente Hemingways, Black Star Line, Viaje, and Rojas.
  • Blondes with big boobs, but don’t tell my wife. She’s brunette with…well, just don’t tell my wife!
Also, I really enjoy trying new stuff, and I’m always interested in what your favorite sticks are and why.

Well, that should give you some things to ponder, although honestly, I’ll be thrilled with whatever you decide on!

P.S. As far as the reindeer parts go, I know a guy that knows a guy whose wife’s cousin’s daughter is dating a guy that can move that stuff for you…

Thanks Santa!!!
 
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Just a heads up Santa, I will be out of town December 18-27…
 
I was just about to update you this morning....I smoked my last deer turd and had to order some very nice to replace it for you...might not get here till the 12th, so I be happy to update you on shipping when I get the heads up from my elves, or I will reach out to that other fat guy and get some help in communicating.
 
Just a heads up Santa, I will be out of town December 18-27…
Dawgie, this has shipped through a very trusting and reliable 3rd party; I think you down south call them the post office? They tell me it will arrive by Monday. I will update you if I am told otherwise!
 
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After sitting by the mailbox all day to make sure I didn’t miss it, your package arrived! I was so excited I almost kissed the mailman, but he looked like he might kiss me back, so I passed!

Anyway, after opening the box and checking out the contents, I honestly couldn’t be happier! I’m super excited to dig into the sticks, and the extras will definitely help me survive the frigid Florida winters!

Thank you Santa for sending me the good stuff instead of what I deserved! I really do appreciate everything!!!
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