Tobacconist University

I can't wait for the big game this Saturday. Tobacconist University vs. Hamburger University. Should be a great game. TU has a tough defense, but HU has Ronald McDonald at quarterback.
 
I can't wait for the big game this Saturday. Tobacconist University vs. Hamburger University. Should be a great game. TU has a tough defense, but HU has Ronald McDonald at quarterback.

Bovine University is going to wrap it up this year.
 
Buying a certificate does not make a person an "expert".

Hell if it don't!! My squirrel skin certificate was signed and dated and came in a camel bone case so you can stick that where the sun don't shine, Dan, if that is your real name. For your information, I now know the answer to the "cello on/cello off question". So you all will have to protest a bit louder, I'm having trouble hearing you all with my $5 off coupon code blaring in my ear. You'll now excuse me, I have an appointment to be fitted for a leather jacket with tweed elbows.

Correction Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.
 
I can't wait for the big game this Saturday. Tobacconist University vs. Hamburger University. Should be a great game. TU has a tough defense, but HU has Ronald McDonald at quarterback.

Bovine University is going to wrap it up this year.



I don't know, think I have to go with Hamburger U. this year. Their offensive line is outstanding (very mobile as you can see in the photo). Senior fullback, Grimace, lead blocking for halfback, Hamburgler, gives them a potent running game and opens things up for Ronald McDonald's air assault.

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I know their season got off to a rough start when the Hamburgler got some cracked McRibs and missed the first game of the season but I think we'll see them in a bowl this year. In fact, the only thing I think they have to worry about this season is the abnormally high cholesterol levels of the team.
 
Does tuition at Tobacconist University fall under the Hope or Lifetime Learning Credit on my income taxes? Could I still take out a student loan and deduct the intererest? So many questions...
 
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