Things your Mother never said

[Devil Doc]

•"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

•"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

•"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"

•"Turn that up!!!"

•"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

•"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

•"Well, if Paul's mom says it's OK, that's good with me."

•"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

•"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

•"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the weather is bound to improve"

Doc

 

[ilikefishes]

That is some funny stuff.

 

[DeputyDawg]

"That girl looks like a hooker, should make you a great wife"

 

[Aussie Shaun]

Yep that's my mum all over.

 

[MarkJr]

"Are you sure that you don't want to take your girlfriend in your room and lock the door?"

 

[Pipe Smoker]

•"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

•"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

Doc

Clearly you have never met my mother.

 

[Pugman1943]

Doc, this is called hallucinations, take two Prozac and get some rest.

 

[Devil Doc]

•"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

•"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

Doc

Clearly you have never met my mother.

Doc, this is called hallucinations, take two Prozac and get some rest.

Clearly your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired. Perhaps if you re-read the title of the thread?

Doc

 

[Pipe Smoker]

•"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

•"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

Doc

Clearly you have never met my mother.

Doc, this is called hallucinations, take two Prozac and get some rest.

Clearly your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired. Perhaps if you re-read the title of the thread?

Doc

I read the thread title as implying these are statements my mother would not have made. I meant to imply that my mother had, on more than one occasion in fact, smelled a shirt and deemed it "clean enough".

 

[Devil Doc]

My apologies. Things could have been worse. My mother ironed my jeans...and underdwear.

Doc

 

[broblues]

OH, ha,ha ,ha , I get it, ha, ha, ha.....Things your Mother Never said. :laugh:

 

[The Black Cloud]

"It's okay if you don't want to eat the food I cooked. I don't mind."

"I'm happy you're not married or have found a nice girl."

 

[kona1000]

"Okay, after that cigar- go to bed"
"I love the smell of cigars in the house"

 

[aquiring93]

"Stick that screwdriver in the electrical socket. I wonder what will happen."

 

[MadMonk]

One time when I was real young, and before I truly understood sarcasm, I wiped my mouth or nose with my sleeve. My Mom said "that's good, use your sleeve!".
A minute or two later, I wiped again with my sleeve. She gave me such a shot! I now thoroughly understand sarcasm.

 

[kona1000]

My apologies. Things could have been worse. My mother ironed my jeans...and underdwear.

Doc

That explains it.

 

[Backslide]

HAHA, Dang, I just now read this thread :0

 

[Petthefish]

•"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" Nope mom told us stories all the time about skipping school


•"Turn that up!!!" my mom was a rocker she always said that

 

[Devil Doc]

"Don't forget your rubbers" :whistling:

Doc

 

[gaspagoo]

That weed I found in your room smells like some good sh@#.

How much beer do you need?