They never have this at the places I shop.

[AVB]

 

[punk_lawyer]

If I ever find that at a place where I am shopping then you will be the first person I call!

 

[Devil Doc]

I've never been one for cigar breath on a woman, but I think I'd make an exception for this one.

Doc

 

[Not A Nice Person]

Every shop should have one of those in their walk in!

~Boar

 

[The Black Cloud]

That would certainly get me to buy more cigars.

 

[Scap]

Briar Shoppe in Rice Village used to have some very nice looking ladies working the store.

 

[Pugman1943]

Oh my, oh my oh my, oh my oh my oh my, I think I'm healing quickly. Now that's what I would call a good heart stress test.

 

[JohnnyTex65]

[you round a long row of shelves as you look for your favorite stogie. You stop dead in your tracks as you see her blow a thick plume of creamy smoke]

"May I help you find...what you're...looking for?" ...

 

[Devil Doc]

Notice how she handles that phallic symbol err I mean cigar.

Doc

 

[kann]

Notice how she handles that phallic symbol err I mean cigar.

Doc

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Though, probably not when being gently handled by a beautiful blonde in lingerie...

 

[JohnnyTex65]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Though, probably not when being gently fondled by a beautiful blonde in lingerie...

FTFY...