The things you find in your cigars

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

This is a Dutch Masters cigar (don't be hating on me)

There was a tiny bit of something sorta fuzzy sticking out of the end, and so I tugged on it. Looks a lot like a chicken feather.
Imagine my surprise.

Yes, I smoked it anyway.

 

[jfields]

You've probably ingested worse....

 

[CBoukal]

There is something to be said for better cigars

 

[MaytagMan]

Yeah... you never know where that chicken has been...

 

[CigarStone]

Yeah... you never know where that pigeon has been...

Fixed that for ya

 

[Le Primauguet]

I've also found a feather in cheap knockoff.

 

[CigarStone]

I've also found a feather in cheap knockoff.

How in the hell can a feather get into a cigar?

 

[Le Primauguet]

How in the hell can a feather get into a cigar?

And more than once apparently. I got lucky and found it when I cut the cap. One of the big online stores "tastes like" brands.

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Right. "tastes like chicken [censored] and feathers"

 

[CigarStone]

It must be the birds nesting in the ceiling of the roller room?

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

Nope, you guys have no imagination!! It’s a feather off the feather G-String the seegar virgin is wearing as she rolls the sticks on her thigh!! Now, in most cases, they aren’t chicken feathers but we are talking about Nic, DR and Mex, etc.

No thanks needed. I’m here to help unscrew you people.

Floyd T

 

[CigarStone]

Nope, you guys have no imagination!! It’s a feather off the feather G-String the seegar virgin is wearing as she rolls the sticks on her thigh!! Now, in most cases, they aren’t chicken feathers but we are talking about Nic, DR and Mex, etc.

No thanks needed. I’m here to help unscrew you people.

Floyd T

I thought this was only the case with Cuban cigars?

 

[SKYDIVNEKD]

She was a virgin, once!

Floyd T

 

[CigarStone]

She was a virgin, once!

Floyd T

That's a scary thought!

 

[CBoukal]

She was a virgin, once!

Floyd T

@CigarStone You guys are missing the big picture.. If you hooked up with her, you'd never need to buy cigars again...

 

[TexasTraveler]

@CigarStone You guys are missing the big picture.. If you hooked up with her, you'd never need to buy cigars again...

Hell, if Jeff would take one for the team and hook up with her, none of us would have to buy cigars...

 

[CigarStone]

@CigarStone You guys are missing the big picture.. If you hooked up with her, you'd never need to buy cigars again...

Tempting!

 

[CigarStone]

Hell, if Jeff would take one for the team and hook up with her, none of us would have to buy cigars...

Should I start a go-fund-me page?

 

[CBoukal]

Should I start a go-fund-me page?

For her or you?

 

[CigarStone]

For her or you?

For me! If I'm going to take one for the team, I want something from my team mates!