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The poop is green, what does it mean?

Putz Mulligan

Putz Mulligan

shhhhhh, cigar learning in process!
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OK, so I signed up on CP right before the birth of my daughter Charlotte Brielle. :love: That was a mistake! (Signing up for CP, that is, not Charlotte). I have wanted to post and be an active participant but it was all I could do to check in every once in a while to read all that had taken place since then. But what magical reading it has been!

Here on the homefront, I've realized the importance of analyzing "poopie". There apparently is some special reading that takes place utilizing the color and consistency which then tells us when high tide will occur. I think I have spent a small fortune in diapers and wish that I'd purchased stock in Pampers because we go through tons!

Then there is the doc telling us that she is in the 97th percetile for weight, height and head size - which means what? It's very clear to me, signs of milk addiction are written all over.

But through it all my little humi calls to me from the corner ??? .......I missed the LV Herf :angry: Life is not fair........that is until I hear my daughter laugh for the first time and it's all drawn into perspective.........FATHER's DAY GIFT!

Wife says buy a new humi for myself...........I say save the money and build a coolerdor.............with the savings, BUY MORE CIGARS! :thumbs:

No really, thanks to all for posting because this newbie father and newbie to CP has enjoyed reading this at all hours of the night! :laugh:
 
Congrats on the kid and your wife wanting you to get yourself a new humi. You got yourself a keeper and a hell of a fathers day gift.
 
Welcome to fatherhood, Bro. Don't sweat the high side stats. Its the low side you'd need to worry about. Sounds like a perfectly healthy girl.

Take a "bomb" from your wife without asking questions.
 
I have a daughter and two sons. My daughter is our first born. She is learning to drive. Make sure you communicate well with your daughter as she grows. Because when you are teaching her to drive and you tell her to stop. She needs to stop and not continue into oncoming traffic while giving you that what is your problem look.

Congrats and welcome,
Baron
 
Congrats! My little one turns six on Saturday. It seems like yesterday my little man was all smiles and babbles. Now we can't spell the things we don't want him to hear, he says "dad I can do it myself", and he says he is going to be the next big scientist. They grow up fast so take every bit of time you have to enjoy it and celebrate all of those moments with a cigar!
 
My nine year old is totally fascinated with cigars. No, he doesn't smoke them, but he does like looking in my humidor, in the cigar magazines and we have genuine conversations about flavors, ring sizes, etc. Everytime I smoke one, he asks me how I liked it and what personal rating I would give it. I don't know if I'm setting the right example but I do explain to him the difference between enjoying tobacco and abusing it. Unfortunatly, if an outsider would hear this, they would be appauled and think I'm raising my child for a life of tobacco abuse. Morons. Thoughts?
 
boonedoggle said:
Unfortunatly, if an outsider would hear this, they would be appauled and think I'm raising my child for a life of tobacco abuse. Morons. Thoughts?
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I think your son just wants to be into what you're into, I don't see anything wrong w/ that.
 
Congrats on the daughter Putz! Our little girl just turned 6 months old yesterday and she continues to amaze us. I don't remember green poop, but instead it was a nice mustard golden yellow colour. You'll have many wonderful days and sleepless nights ahead of you so read up and enjoy the board!
 
Nothing compares to the first poop right after they are born. The nice black sticky tar-like surprise!!

Congrats on your child. Our 2 1/2 yr old daughter amazes the hell out of us most of the time. She has also started copying and repeating daddy now. :blush:

So, Daddy needs to really watch what he says..... :D

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xRanger said:
Nothing compares to the first poop right after they are born. The nice black sticky tar-like surprise!!

Congrats on your child. Our 2 1/2 yr old daughter amazes the hell out of us most of the time. She has also started copying and repeating daddy now. :blush:

So, Daddy needs to really watch what he says..... :D

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Copying daddy sounds cool. I'm gonna have to outfit the stroller with room for a stinky ashtray so our daughter can enjoy a stogie along with dad when we're out for a walk. :sign:
 
Zeebra said:
xRanger said:
Nothing compares to the first poop right after they are born. The nice black sticky tar-like surprise!!

Congrats on your child. Our 2 1/2 yr old daughter amazes the hell out of us most of the time. She has also started copying and repeating daddy now. :blush:

So, Daddy needs to really watch what he says..... :D

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Copying daddy sounds cool. I'm gonna have to outfit the stroller with room for a stinky ashtray so our daughter can enjoy a stogie along with dad when we're out for a walk. :sign:
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She will also look at cigar magazines, and open up my humi when I am there and smell some of my sticks. She loves them.

As far as copying things, its funny, but I really need to watch it. I was joking around with my wife last night, and out of everything we said back and forth, our daughter says "Mommys fat ass!" :p

We laughed so hard my wife didnt even get mad!
 
Oh yeah, the green poop. What was that all about?

My $0.02: start a college savings fund now (no kidding!)
 
Let's see. I think green poopie means your wife was impregnated by a chlorophyll-based life form from space. Your daughter is in fact a pod person.



Congratulations on the little one. Enjoy the mellow stage because my daughter is 3 now and she's kicking my a$$ daily. However, when I walk up from the basement with a cigar, she always tells me to "Daddy, go smoke a cigar." Priceless. :D

BTW, very admirable of you to name her after the Partagas Charlottes. "Diademas" would have been a bit much. ;)

Wilkey
 
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