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Gavin said:Had my EDC confiscated when I went to a baseball game about two weeks ago. Silly me, I forgot that people can't congregate without stabbing each other.
Way off topic for knives but true story about baseball violence……
I grew up in Eugene, OR and loved going to Civic Stadium and watching the Eugene Emeralds baseball team play. Great AAA team, and a great ‘boys of summer’ old, wood bleacher stadium that held maybe 5,000. Cheap box seats, good dogs, reasonable beer…..just couldn’t beat it on a warm summer night.
Well, one night they had a promotion – free mini bats to the first 1000 through the gates. Now, these weren’t crappy little bats; they were 1/3 scale replicas of the Louisville Slugger, made from wood, with the club logos on them. Really nice, very hefty….and could be swung with quite an impact. After all these years I still have mine, it’s very cool.
That would have been fine and good, but I kid you not, they did this promotion on what was the regular running Wednesday night promotion…..I'm not kidding.....cheap beer night. Seems a bunch of folks from the local university frat houses would show up and build these huge pyramids of empty beer cups as the night went on and demonstrate some serious carbonated malt beverage consumption. In past such nights, I can remember seeing a few carried out on the shoulders of the less trashed. Pretty harmless fun…..except on bat night.
About the sixth inning, someone got pissed off at someone else and about a hundred people started wailing on each other with these little bats, throwing beer, just a good old fashioned bar fight….except it was at the baseball stadium and lots of them were armed with pretty awesome little clubs. To those not down close to their box seats, it was quite a show. Took 30 or 40 local police to calm things down. As I recall, about 20 folks went to jail and several went to the local hospital in varying levels of damage. Honestly, It’s a wonder someone wasn’t killed.
Needless to say, that was the last beer night for Civic Stadium….the Oregon Liquor Control Commission made sure of that..... :laugh: