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The 'Convince Josh to go to a Herf' contest

grateful1

grateful1

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Ok - so, pretty boy is having trouble getting to this HERF....

There's a nice 5'r in it for the person to come up with the best reason/comment/story FOR him to GO....

AND

a nice 5'r for him to NOT go.

You have to put both FOR AND AGAINST in your post - no edits - you can submit as many posts as you'd like.

This contest runs until noon tomorrow.

Josh - you're the judge!!!
<or at least the lawyer>
 
Josh,

There will be a ton of great cigars and BOTL for you to enjoy

BUT

Gary will be there.
 
GARY--this is friggen LOL funny.

PS-- I win both 5'ers...thanks for the contest, Gary!
 
Josh now you just HAVE to go meet Dan... there is no other way.
 
Go to the HERF or the cat gets it....

or

Stay home or the cat gets it....

either way, the damn cat is a goner.... :angry:
 
To go:
NYC is a great city, and you will definitely have a great time. Guaranteed. You will smoke cigars with friends, shoot the shit, and just relax. Every moment there will be enjoyable. Besides, it's not too far away.

Not to go:
You will be with your wife for the rest of your life.
 
Reason to go:
Josh if you go and I win I will split the winnings with you!

Reason not to go:
Riding the butt pucker express in Gary's Magnum. (and the wifey thing...)

-Rob
 
Reason to go: Someone there will give you a blow job.

Reason not to go: Someone there will give you a blow job.
 
Go to the Herf. Don't miss out on the good times and great people. And if it turns into an all-out brawl, then you'll certainly be disappointed that you missed out on one of the rare instances where an internet argument spills over into the real world. (just kidding).
If you decide to stay home, chances are you'll be thinking, "damn, I should've gone..."

OR

Don't go! NYC smells bad, the people there are rude, the taxis will run you over, and everything is overpriced. Why go that far from home just to smoke some cigars with a bunch of shady people from the internet ? Wouldn't you rather sit at home relaxing with a nice smoke, a glass of your favorite drink, and the option to sit around in your underwear cursing the Yankees on TV?
 
Go to the HERF and you will see a big guy in a Tshirt smoking a Tatajuae through his nose in order to extract that middle to the back of the tongue explosion he has so dilligently been seeking....


Don't go to the HERF because you will have to ride down with a big guy in a golf shirt tryoing to break the new I-95 land speed record whilst trying to put your lancero in his nose to try and pull out the crunchy one that has been stuck up ther all week....... :sign:
 
Seavita said:
Go to the HERF and you will see a big guy in a Tshirt smoking a Tatajuae through his nose in order to extract that middle to the back of the tongue explosion he has so dilligently been seeking....


Don't go to the HERF because you will have to ride down with a big guy in a golf shirt tryoing to break the new I-95 land speed record whilst trying to put your lancero in his nose to try and pull out the crunchy one that has been stuck up ther all week....... :sign:
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Now that's just gross! :laugh:

Wilkey
 
Reasons to go: Think of one file/client - there, now you've made the event and trip billable.

Reasons to abstain: You're just an idiot whos is completely averse to the camaraderie of this hobby we all love so much, and prefer to just be a recluse...and you don't really smoke cigars at all and don't want this fact discovered.
 
Reason to Go: Simple it's a HERF!


Reason not to go: Simple it's a HERF! (What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas does not apply here. Thier might be pictures! :whistling: )


DG
 
reason to stay at home

They are internet people for a reason. We all knowe that you can add 10 years, 20 pounds and a sex organ of your choosing to anyones profile and be closer to who they really are IRL.....

WHOA

That just might be the right reason to go....
 
You're a hoot, Gary.

For: Its New York...someone's bound to need a lawyer at the end of the night.
Against: The puff puff pass that Steve will insist everyone join in...oh crap! Maybe I should pull a Seadub.
 
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