souldog
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Well, this is my first contest on Cigar Pass, and who better to do a contest on than......:drum roll:
MATT! (AKA Actin4Life)
When myself, and Beyond the Band, went a-herfin' with him on Friday, April 4, I noticed Matt constantly does something to his cigar. Of the other times I've herf'd with Matt, and with anyone who's ever done so as well, you'll notice he does this quite a bit: Touch up his cigar incessantly with his butane lighter! Some would call this good cigar etiquette; while others may attribute this to his manly beard. And yet, others, like myself, attribute it to "Obsessive-compulsive disorder."
Wikipedia defines "OCD" as: "...a psychiatric anxiety disorder most commonly characterized by a subject's obsessive, distressing, intrusive thoughts and related compulsions (tasks or "rituals") which attempt to neutralize the obsessions."
Sad as it may be, this disorder that Matt has yet to be diagnosed with, causes Matt to constantly desire the perfect burn on his stogies. God forbid if Matt's cigar burns less than perfect, for when that occurs, he becomes "Matt-Hulk," tearing his shirt off in savage fashion and pillages the villagers, killing them in his blind rage, and destroying anything in his path until there is nothing but dust and air. Finally, in a fit of fear and trembling, Matt's cigar is so frightened of him that it fixes itself...and order is returned to the universe. Such is the treachery of man, and the folly of Matt's cigar... My God, it's a terrible sight to see...
Now that the masses are warned, here is the contest: Guess how many times Matt "touched up" his cigar in one sitting at Olde Towne Smoke Shoppe in Temecula??
Matt smoked an Illusione cg4 (as seen below):
(photo courtesy of Silocigars.com)
Dimensions are 5 5/8 x 46, and he smoked it for over an hour or so.
RULES:
1.) Must be an active member of Cigar Pass.
2.) One guess per member, and NO EDITIING ALLOWED.
3.) Rule Change: Beyond the Band (AKA "Elsinore Matt") and Actin4Life (AKA "Oceanside Matt") can't enter!
4.) Must have at least as many posts as Matt at the time of this writing, which is 177 posts.
PRIZE: The closest guessed number will be the winner, and the prize will be one 5'er of schmokes. Said 5'er may or may not include a premium HTF smoke...
Let the games begin!! And thanks again Matt for letting me post this contest! :thumbs:
CONTEST ENDS: 04/20/20008 @ 1730 hours CA time.
MATT! (AKA Actin4Life)
When myself, and Beyond the Band, went a-herfin' with him on Friday, April 4, I noticed Matt constantly does something to his cigar. Of the other times I've herf'd with Matt, and with anyone who's ever done so as well, you'll notice he does this quite a bit: Touch up his cigar incessantly with his butane lighter! Some would call this good cigar etiquette; while others may attribute this to his manly beard. And yet, others, like myself, attribute it to "Obsessive-compulsive disorder."
Wikipedia defines "OCD" as: "...a psychiatric anxiety disorder most commonly characterized by a subject's obsessive, distressing, intrusive thoughts and related compulsions (tasks or "rituals") which attempt to neutralize the obsessions."
Sad as it may be, this disorder that Matt has yet to be diagnosed with, causes Matt to constantly desire the perfect burn on his stogies. God forbid if Matt's cigar burns less than perfect, for when that occurs, he becomes "Matt-Hulk," tearing his shirt off in savage fashion and pillages the villagers, killing them in his blind rage, and destroying anything in his path until there is nothing but dust and air. Finally, in a fit of fear and trembling, Matt's cigar is so frightened of him that it fixes itself...and order is returned to the universe. Such is the treachery of man, and the folly of Matt's cigar... My God, it's a terrible sight to see...
Now that the masses are warned, here is the contest: Guess how many times Matt "touched up" his cigar in one sitting at Olde Towne Smoke Shoppe in Temecula??
Matt smoked an Illusione cg4 (as seen below):
(photo courtesy of Silocigars.com)
Dimensions are 5 5/8 x 46, and he smoked it for over an hour or so.
RULES:
1.) Must be an active member of Cigar Pass.
2.) One guess per member, and NO EDITIING ALLOWED.
3.) Rule Change: Beyond the Band (AKA "Elsinore Matt") and Actin4Life (AKA "Oceanside Matt") can't enter!
4.) Must have at least as many posts as Matt at the time of this writing, which is 177 posts.
PRIZE: The closest guessed number will be the winner, and the prize will be one 5'er of schmokes. Said 5'er may or may not include a premium HTF smoke...
Let the games begin!! And thanks again Matt for letting me post this contest! :thumbs:
CONTEST ENDS: 04/20/20008 @ 1730 hours CA time.
