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Suspicious Package Left on my Porch

NewGuy

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So, I get a call from the woman, something about a package on the porch. She starts giving me crap for ordering more gun parts because she said the box was heavy. I immediately deny any plans on building another gun, after all, that package isn't due to arrive until Tuesday! At this point, I am at a loss as to what arrived at my house.

A couple months back @bfreebern was looking for a "hard to get" bottle of liquor. I piped up and said it wasn't hard to get, the local packie has a few. Grabbed a bottle, and off to the post office I went. Just figured I was doing a nice thing, it was around Christmas, maybe the spirit just hit me right. After all, I didn't even know who this guy was.

Getting back to my mystery package. Well, that was Brandon's way of a thank you, by blowing up my front porch with a bomb. I notice no one posts pictures of packages, so I will just say, it is impressive and very generous. The man has got a lot going on right now and somehow he decides to smack me around a little bit.

@bfreebern thank you very much. I wish you a speedy recovery, because you are going to receive some return fire.
 
That’s Brandon for you. He definitely believes in the no good deed goes unpunished mantra.
 
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